Akiva 

A complete and utter genius who deserves every girl he goes for and should be allowed to screw the sexy teachers at school

Akiva is a total DON

Akiva by kiwi69 October 14, 2012

Akiva 

An amazing guy that just is sometime too sexy.

Akiva Shaffer is soo sexy

Akiva by akivaBZY August 11, 2010

Akiva 

The biggest man to ever walk this earth

U see that fuckin hammer over there? That’s fuckin Akiva brah

Akiva by akivaiscool April 28, 2019

Akiva 

A very kind,beautiful ,smart and funny athletic little girl she loves sports

Akiva is a very athletic girl

Akiva by Keeeva 21 March 10, 2019

Akiva 

A beautiful young little girl who loves sports she is very athletic she is funny and very smart

Akiva is a very athletic girl

Akiva by Keeeva 21 March 10, 2019

Akiva Schaffer 

A member of The Lonely Island, a comedy troupe that currently works on Saturday Night Live, Akiva Schaffer writes Saturday Night Live's Digital Shorts along with Jorma Taccone. They usually have third Lonely Island member Andy Samberg as the star. Akiva Schaffer directed The Lonely Island's film: Hot Rod, and has driected a number of music videos for We Are Scientists and Eagles of Death Metal, and more, as well as SNL's digital shorts. Akiva seems to be the least known and recognized member of The Lonely Island, though he has many fans and admirers. He is also called Kiv.

Ryan:"Hey did you know Akiva Schaffer directed that one We Are Scientists music video?"

Steven: "You mean Kiv from The Lonely Island?"

Ryan:"Yeah!"

Steven:"Wow that's awesome!"

Chloe: "Kiv is so dreamy."

Akiva Schaffer by SobriquetLemonade August 31, 2009

Akiva Catch 

When someone makes an impossible catch.

Can be used either to describe it or shouted when the catch is made.

Mr. Friedman walked into class and an angry black girl threw a desk at him. As he caught it his class shouted "AKIVA CATCH".

Akiva Catch by Cocasian June 30, 2010