A B-stache belongs to anyone sporting a moustache reminiscent of a stache found in a B-movie, especially an 80's B-movie. The bestowing of a B-stache is often enhanced by naming a specific B-movie or B-movie actor that the B-stache most closely brings to mind.
Did you see that guy? That was a Smokey and the Bandit B-stache!
"Look at this B-tomb I have going a hoy hoy hoy!!!!!! I have an apple PIE on there! APPLE PIE!!!!"
"HERE YOU GO, HAVE ANOTHER APPLE PIE FOR YOUR B-TOMB"
"Thanks nananannanananananananananananana!"
"Hey Bubba, look at my b-tomb, a-hoy-hoy-hoy!
"I'll b-tomb you, you stupid kid" *BWAM*
"-huec!"
Just pronounced "bad" in a social situation. An acronym for "Bitches Acting Dumb". Used to refer to any females feeling the need to act like an idiot to draw attention to themselves.
Person 1: "Hey, you see that chick acting like she's hammered when she only had like a beer and a half?"