cum-sucking asshole

A cum-sucking asshole is a guy whose butt-hole seems to suck a cumgasm out of you (also refers to Donald Trump and his Trumpettes)

I know a few guys in the second squadron who are cum-sucking assholes!

by eda-skip October 7, 2021

African asshole twister

When chubby black guy sticks his BBC deep into a white girls asshole and begins to twirl his finger in her vagina until she screams and twists.

Dude, the African asshole twister was so ham last night! Let's do it again ASAP.

by kinky horse balls November 29, 2021

Fuck you, asshole!

As we all know, this is a phrase that the Terminator (portrayed by actor/bodybuilder/now California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger) picks up during a street fight to get some clothes. He uses it later on a custodian who's collecting trash from the hotel rooms.

dialog from the 1984 movie "The Terminator":

Custodian: Do you have any trash?

Terminator: Fuck you, asshole!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 9, 2008

shut up asshole

Jon's way of shutting someone up.

Shut up asshole.

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

Bag of Smashed Assholes

Used to describe a very foul smell. Usually that emits from the gluteus maximus (buttocks). Equivalent to what a tipped over port-o-pottie smells like.

Damn, Paul just farted! That smells like a Bag of Smashed Assholes.

by pstage May 14, 2008

Asshole Smoothie

The food equivalent of how you feel after a night of drug use, alcohol abuse etc. etc.

I feel like an asshole smoothie after that party last night.

by Party Boy NW June 23, 2009

excuses are like assholes

everybody's got one

Excuses are like assholes, everybody's got one!

by cati May 21, 2004