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poking the angry cow

I feel like I'm poking the angry cow by meeting this guy off of this dating website.
by lookarobot April 18, 2010
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Reverse Angry Dragon

A sexual act wherein one person orgasms in another person's ass so hard that it comes out of their nose.
Is she still breathing? I think that Reverse Angry Dragon might have killed her, bro!
by MilesLong August 1, 2022
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The Angry Johnson Thompson

When your man's being particularly disrespectful and you want to knock him down a few pegs. Set the scene for a special night and drop some hints about a blow job. Blindfold and start to tease.. Once suitably worked up, take a vengeful back swing and kick him in the Johnson (penis) as hard as he deserves.

When he's inevitably angry, naked and confused, tell him to search 'Angry Johnson Thompson' on urban dictionary.
The Angry Johnson Thompson:

Sam kept quoting urban dictionary references so my sister Anna recommended I treat him to the Angry Johnson Thompson.

Laura: "Yeah great Idea!"

Anna: "make sure you take a big back swing"

Laura: "Have you got any steel toe cap boots I can borrow?"
by Chelsea25 October 16, 2023
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Angry Salt Miner

When you cum in a girl and immediately go down on her and eat the cum out.
1: Bro, I gave your mom an angry salt miner last night

2: You sick fuck...
by Cruned November 29, 2022
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Angry German Kid

A extremely controversial nickname for the German web video from 2005 where it shows then-teenager Norman Kochanowski pretending to play Unreal Tournament 2004, but he gets extremely irritated and angry, and then smashes his keyboard repeatedly.
Angry German Kid is a controversial nickname, that's all I want to say...
by Ryan900USAYT August 17, 2023
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white angry dragon

when getting a blowjob when you cum pull her head down as hard as you can so it comes out her nose.
im gonna give her a white angry dragon after prom.
by MikeHancho June 7, 2008
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Angry white monkey

When you take a shit, jizz on it then throw it at someone while smacking them in the face.
She pissed me off so I gave her an angry white monkey.
by Leannbutterfly21 July 16, 2016
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