probably will play Genshin Impact until retirement
Quandover Dingleonomous clone made in China
acts naughty during christmas to eat the coal they get in their stockings
Quandover Dingleonomous clone made in China
acts naughty during christmas to eat the coal they get in their stockings
by Chink of the century May 24, 2022
Get the Andrewmug. A complete shit-head that was born in Southern Florida in 1979 and now resides in Rockledge, Florida. His is a raging homosexual, a pig fucker and likes to jerk off in corners while watching animals make love.
He has been known to get bukakke'd on at pretty much any public event he attends, and is a damn fine swallower of man jizz. Along with being possibly the worst XBOX player imaginable, he prides himself at his skin flute playing skills.
He has been known to get bukakke'd on at pretty much any public event he attends, and is a damn fine swallower of man jizz. Along with being possibly the worst XBOX player imaginable, he prides himself at his skin flute playing skills.
I performed an Andrew Scott Williams today, I jerked off while a dog was taking a dump and blew my load in my own face.
by Suckamideek September 8, 2017
Get the andrew scott williamsmug. by Andrew Lachina September 26, 2021
Get the Andrew Lachinamug. Andrew will make you cum so hard it will blast you into outer space. He has the biggest penis you will probably ever see in your life. In fact, it is so big it will probably turn you gay. You just can not resist him.
Girl 1: Andrew has the fattest dick.
Boy 1: Why would I care he is a guy and I am straight?
Girl 1: Well wait to you see it.
Andrew: *Pulls down his pants*
Boy 1: OH MY LORDE I WANT THAT IS MY ASS RIGHT NOW. THEN PUT IT IN MY MOUTH NEXT DADDY!
Girl 1: See! I told you!
Group: Starts having an orgy*
Boy 1: Why would I care he is a guy and I am straight?
Girl 1: Well wait to you see it.
Andrew: *Pulls down his pants*
Boy 1: OH MY LORDE I WANT THAT IS MY ASS RIGHT NOW. THEN PUT IT IN MY MOUTH NEXT DADDY!
Girl 1: See! I told you!
Group: Starts having an orgy*
by andrewisbetterthanyou June 15, 2022
Get the Andrewmug. A drag queen that’s swears she’s very that, swears she’s serving Goddess face and body the house down boots; The polar opposite of the Queen herself Erica Andrews.
by jaypistolero May 17, 2020
Get the Swearica Andrewsmug. andrew he’s a boy you probably liked before or thought of dating , Andrews not the best looking but gets a lot of girls to the point you have to count. He think all his ex’s played him but didn’t. He’s a sporty kid the fastest runner and loves basketball and football. He’s very humble but very cringe and posts way to much. A very good boyfriend and will make you happy.
by unknownperson22 May 17, 2019
Get the andrewmug. Andrew-Andreas
A gentelman. The best most loving person you will ever meet. He is the guy that will change your life. Extremely honest will say things as they are .He is talented in many ways can probably play guitar draw and cook extremely well,he is a modern old school guy that probably will ride a Harley's bike later in life but also will rock a adventure motorcycle. This guy is the one that everyone wants to have as a friend and boyfriend funny,sexy, fun ,adventures,gentel and kind. If he falls in love with you you are the luckiest person alive he will make you feel like you are the most special person he will take care of you love you and always be there for you when things are good or bad he will hug you and never let you go .You will probably get lost in his eyes.Andrew-Andreas has humor he can make everyone laugh .Super sociable can have a chat with everyone ,he probably works as a barber or in a bar ,and for sure is the best barber you will ever meet and makes the best drinks .
Andrew that hot sexy guy... dont ever let him go keep him, take care of him, love him . Dont ever break his hurt you will never find a better guy
Big dick, great kisser. Best guy you will ever have sex with can fuck you more that 9 times a day . He will take care of you in every way possible
A gentelman. The best most loving person you will ever meet. He is the guy that will change your life. Extremely honest will say things as they are .He is talented in many ways can probably play guitar draw and cook extremely well,he is a modern old school guy that probably will ride a Harley's bike later in life but also will rock a adventure motorcycle. This guy is the one that everyone wants to have as a friend and boyfriend funny,sexy, fun ,adventures,gentel and kind. If he falls in love with you you are the luckiest person alive he will make you feel like you are the most special person he will take care of you love you and always be there for you when things are good or bad he will hug you and never let you go .You will probably get lost in his eyes.Andrew-Andreas has humor he can make everyone laugh .Super sociable can have a chat with everyone ,he probably works as a barber or in a bar ,and for sure is the best barber you will ever meet and makes the best drinks .
Andrew that hot sexy guy... dont ever let him go keep him, take care of him, love him . Dont ever break his hurt you will never find a better guy
Big dick, great kisser. Best guy you will ever have sex with can fuck you more that 9 times a day . He will take care of you in every way possible
Girlfriend: had the best day today had morning,brunch,snack ,lunch night sex today with Andrew-Andreas...AMAZING
by Mounto November 22, 2021
Get the Andrew-Andreasmug.