Big Toe Joint

A joint that causes one to fold dishes.

"I hit that big toe joint and got to folding."

by Herban Dicktionary April 17, 2017

Johnny Ten Toes

A male who thinks he is hot shit whilst driving in his car.

"We got ourselves a Johnny Ten Toes on I-95."
"Simmer down, Johnny Ten Toes."

by coopertone December 12, 2019

rumple crimple toes

When someone is sat weird, their toes look weird and squashed

Ewwwwww, look at Steve’s rumple crimple toes

by Breasticle69 April 7, 2021

big juicy toe

A huge blunt full of cocaine, Adderall topped off with melatonin.

Crack Hoodlem : “ yo manz wanna hit dis big juicy toe “
Crazy Fucking Yahtzee Nazi : “ what’s a big juicy toe bruh “

by bappishulo April 28, 2021

male camel toe

when a male wears pants that are too tight, and the impression of his balls become visible.

by Anonymous October 18, 2003

toe jammer

The act of jamming ones toe into a femals vagina.

Philip: "dude...my hoe dont wanna get on ma kawk tonight. what should I do?"
Josh: "dude...just do the toe jammer! She will love it and there is no protection involved."
Philip: "she said she would go for it! she aint gonna get no babies dat way!"

by Custhburgh October 31, 2008

Shrimp cocktail toes

Shrimp cocktail toes is an unfortunate fashion faux-pas when the offender is wearing sandals/heels too small for them, causing their toes to grip the outer rim of their footwear resembling a shrimp cocktail hors d'oeuvre.

"Dude, check out her shrimp cocktail toes!"

by Supposedly Sophie May 23, 2009