I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard

I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard is used when somebody mentions that you are "stoned" so you respond by saying you have a raging boner.

Random bot "Bro's stoned "
Guy "I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard"

by jerilds April 25, 2024

Ross Stone

One bad mamma jamma, wearing pajamas.

Don't mess with him, he's Ross Stone.

by Omgawall January 16, 2022

Stone

Stone is a type of boy who believes they have big dick energy. Only reason he was named this weirdly cute name was because his parents wanted to be edgy. When you meet a stone be nice to them, they may seem confident and out going, but we all know that they are suffering inside from this odd name.

Person 1 - “Hey did you see that stone boy? Really out going.”
Person 2 - “Nah its more like stoney he isn’t as confident as he seems to be”

by Chiquita_papaya April 17, 2019

stoned santa

The best place to get Personalized handmade gifts and string art and all forms of personalized gifting done. Stoned Santa is the holy mecca for getting handmade gifts for you and your loved ones.

I just got my perfect Gift from Stoned Santa.

by trippyentrepreneur July 9, 2019

McKenna Stone

McKenna is a very loyal person and would do anything for anyone. She can always make someone laugh and put them in a good mood while talking to her. She can also seem mean when you first look at her but when you get to know her she will always have your back. She is also a walking model. She has beautiful red hair blue eyes, and a pretty smile. Find a friend like McKenna. You wont regret it

McKenna Stone is an amamzing friend

by goldhairdontcare July 30, 2019

colon stones

Solidified blockages, a combination of shit, iron, and various unwanted nutrients, within the colon.

I haven't shit in a week. I think I have colon stones.

by Scrum nugget September 21, 2016

stone

the name stone would mean you’re a really sweet, loving, and caring person. his jokes will always make you laugh. he will never ever break a promise and he is the person you could trust your life with. he is the nicest person ever. he would do anything for anyone. you would be proud of him.

stone is pebbles

by urmom is mine January 18, 2022