Pollination (human sex act)

When you masturbate on to a female's belly, and after cumming, she scoops up the semen and inserts it into her womb, thus impregnation.

You're pollinating her, like a flower.

When you grow tired of missionary all the time, you have to freshen things up with bizarre / absurd sexual acts, that somehow turn you on more than normal sex.

Masturbating in front of the female, is like when you fap to hentai / porn, which is part of the appeal.

I just pollinated her. (pollination (human sex act))

by Andrew E Cooper July 16, 2025

pollinating (sex act)

when you masturbate in front of the female

and cum on her belly

then she scoops up the semen and inserts it into her womb

it's hot, because it mimics the act of masturbating to porn / hentai

except that it's in real life

good for when you have erectile dysfunction or performance anxiety

you're pollinating her like a flower or plant

it's spicier if she's not on the pill, thus impregnation

i was pollinating (sex act) her

by Andrew E Cooper July 17, 2025

That's not what actually happened

There is no counter narrative here nor does there need to be.

Hym "Just like in your Bible... That's not what actually happened and instead of making up a counter-veiling fiction to the thing I'm saying you should maybe talk about what actually happened on your end so more of your kids don't end up getting murdered. Because my position is and always has been that you CAN do something about that in a way that doesn't infringe on other people's rights and what you're doing it me is in fact proof that you care more about the right changing than you do the stopping the child murder."

by Hym Iam July 21, 2025

Online Safety Act

See mental retardation.

I believe the Online Safety Act is abhorrently stupid and that we should blow up the British government.

by Esquivalience July 30, 2025

Online Safety Act

An act that basically bans gooning for british citizens unless they verify their age by either using ID, some shitty AI face detection algorithm, and credit card information for some reason.

Unlucky

Online Safety Act is literally just free promo for YouTubers with a nordvpn or expressvpn sponsor. Rent paid for the next 3 months

by Sebby294 August 1, 2025

The vat of acid

When you piss in a girls mouth and then hawk lugies into it

Dude that bitch was a freak she let me do the vat of acid

by nigga bean jones August 1, 2025

Online Safety Act

A corrupt act enforced by the government to deliberately spy on people.

"The online safety act is ____"
"I didn't know about the Online Safety Act!"
"Online safety act is ______."

by anidiot399494 August 5, 2025