Your mom gay 

A witty comeback with such magnitude that when applied to some unsuspecting noob they can do nothing except melt or disintegrate like the Nazis at the end if Indiana Jones.
Can occasionally be countered by a veciforous "no u."

Craig: yo bitch youre a stupid idiot.

Kevin: hey man that's not cool
Craig: no seriously bitch you can't even do math
Kevin: oh yea, well... YOUR MOM GAY!!!!
Craig: NO UUUUU!!!!!
Kevin: hdjeofjsvsifeknendkrkfndbsksnfn

Alternate universe:

Craig: yo bitch youre a stupid idiot.

Kevin: hey man that's not cool
Craig: no seriously bitch you can't even do math
Kevin: oh yea, well... YOUR MOM GAY!!!!
Craig: beiaofjrbskdbjdksksbuebsmsh

Your mom gay by Thotslayer911 May 8, 2018

Your mom gay 

The ultimate insult in which you will catch the big gae if you do not retaliate quickly with a "no u." If you happen to catch the big gae you could spontaneity combust and you will go directly to hell.

Also, your family will take your virginity

So please do remember to retaliate with "no u" if ever told that your mom gay or else your family could eat your penis

Person 1: Your mom gay
Person 2: no u
Person 3: Both u mom gay
Person 1 and 2: *Parents suck penis* *God throws them through stair way tioheaven directly to hell* *Dies*

Your mom gay by RyanIsSOOOOOOOOGAY666 June 1, 2018

your not my dad 

A meme that only exists in the vine app and in the minds of mentally disabled 7th graders.

Person 1: "Hey kid, come into my van."
Person 2: "your not my dad"

your not my dad by Granana August 15, 2018

Your Mom 

As the real creater of the simple reply: “Your Mom” I meant for it to be a fun joke that I replied when my friend would ask “what are you doing.” Later my sister would use it for every reply she made making it quite famous around the school and around the country.

My friend: “Hey what you doing.”
Me: “Your Mom!”

Your Mom by TheYourMomGuy October 9, 2018

Your bad at wearing shoes 

When the person you use the insult on is bad at wearing shoes™ but weather they are bad at wearing shoes can only be judged by an official shoe wearing judger and these can only be appointed by the CEO, founder and revolutionary of your bad at wearing shoes™ - JT and what he says goes. Use this insult with caution as it can lead to depression and suicide as it is such a destructive insult but if used inpropererly can end in a law suit by the recipient of the insult

Hey (insert name) you fatty your bad at wearing shoes

"Mad applause and screaming after (insert name) falls on the floor crying and devastated"

Your bad at wearing shoes by Bobby mcbobbingtons January 2, 2019

your birth 

The beginning of a retard

Hey remember your birth? - Guy 1

Jim? Please don’t be just another one of my hallucinations- Guy 1

your birth by Yeet-Fa-Feet September 21, 2019

Your moms house 

The best comeback to ever exist. Nothing will be Your moms house. NOTHING

Friend: what’s the weather
Me: Your moms house

Your moms house by Howugay101 November 10, 2019