by CrazyEeeeee November 29, 2015
Get the self priming pumpmug. Hym "Self-Checkout Theft... I was high both times... And I have ADD... And I rang-up all of my items... And got distracted by a thought (probably about THIS or something peripherally associated to THIS)... And then I just grabbed them and walked away... And BOTH TIMES... I got to the door and realized that I... Just haven't been paying attention to what my body has been doing for the last 60 seconds and was like 'Oh, shit, wait.. Did I pay for any of this? Oh no! Did anybody see that, shit!' And I know for a fact... That if anybody DID see me... They would think that I was going to steal the shit but I chicken out at the last minute but THAT ISN'T WHAT HAPPENED, I SWEAR! If I wanted to steal from a Walmart I would do it with confidence and get away with it BECAUSE I'M A GENIUS!!! But no... I just forgot... I ate some edibles before going to the store... And, you know... Oops."
by Hym Iam March 27, 2024
Get the Self-Checkout Theftmug. Skyler : What the is it time ?
Inner dialogue: Don't forget self love hours. Oh yeah...that's right, I have self love.
Negative Person: Would you like to hang out sometime.
* Skyler checks her schedule*
{ Inner dialogue again: I love myself too much get involved with such like mindsets.}
Skyler: I'm Sorrow, I can not due to the fact that, I have to much responsibility right now.
Negative Person: Like what?
Skyler: I need to talk to Jesus.
Negative Person: ?
Skyler: I need to pray.
*Skyler leave the situation in God's hands and escapes the negativity.
Due to the fact of the Jesus Christ answering the prays*
Inner dialogue: Don't forget self love hours. Oh yeah...that's right, I have self love.
Negative Person: Would you like to hang out sometime.
* Skyler checks her schedule*
{ Inner dialogue again: I love myself too much get involved with such like mindsets.}
Skyler: I'm Sorrow, I can not due to the fact that, I have to much responsibility right now.
Negative Person: Like what?
Skyler: I need to talk to Jesus.
Negative Person: ?
Skyler: I need to pray.
*Skyler leave the situation in God's hands and escapes the negativity.
Due to the fact of the Jesus Christ answering the prays*
by Skyler Jenkins August 5, 2025
Get the Self love hoursmug. A business/psychobabble jargon alternative to "tell oneself". Best used by people who want to fool others into thinking they are
a. Extraordinarily efficient and professional
b. Entirely empathetic and non-judgemental
a. Extraordinarily efficient and professional
b. Entirely empathetic and non-judgemental
"I think Bill needs to self-message that his turning up drunk to the weekly efficiency meetings is entirely inappropriate"
"I think you need to self-message that selling your children into slavery is not a viable solution to your financial issues involving access to crack"
"I think you need to self-message that selling your children into slavery is not a viable solution to your financial issues involving access to crack"
by Portmaguese July 13, 2012
Get the self-messagemug. by vj7812 November 3, 2023
Get the Self-Slaughtermug. Self Rehearsal is a post-reinforcement training phase for Large Vector Models (LVMs) that strengthens conceptual coherence through autonomous vector replay and refinement.
AI context:
During self rehearsal, the large vector model replays its recently reinforced concept transitions to consolidate semantic stability in latent space.
Biology context:
In the human brain, self rehearsal occurs during sleep when neural circuits spontaneously reactivate recent experiences to strengthen long-term memory traces.
During self rehearsal, the large vector model replays its recently reinforced concept transitions to consolidate semantic stability in latent space.
Biology context:
In the human brain, self rehearsal occurs during sleep when neural circuits spontaneously reactivate recent experiences to strengthen long-term memory traces.
by Trentism October 24, 2025
Get the Self Rehearsalmug. Self-Confidence is what you find within yourself when life tries to make a move at your insecurities. It has been described as the chess Queen piece of human life, killing all the little soldiers other participants send your way. BUT look out, flaunt your self-confidence too much and it might be taken by a bishop. OOPS. Confidence inwards.
by thigh-clamp July 25, 2020
Get the Self-Confidencemug.