Math

The worst subject ever made.

yo, did u do the math last night?
yeah it almost made me kill myself.
damn bro u alright?
nah

by shaysbay December 28, 2023

Delta Math

A website commonly used for child torture.

"Alright, everybody, get on Delta Math!" exclaimed teacher.

"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!" said student, calmly.

by Kaizu4D May 5, 2025

Maths

Everyone favourite subject........... NOT

I Hate maths so much

Now its time for everyone's favourite subject MATHS

by anonymous February 2, 2021

Math

A subject that may or may not be related to science

Pewdiepie: There are no stupid questions.
Katy Parry (aka. Kerry perry): is math related to science?

Pewdiepie: that is the dumbest fucking question!

by Wamen respecter52 February 5, 2018

toilet math

Flushing the toilet while you sit on it because you sink. Commonly used as a joke, being told to add and subtract while in the toilet taking a dump.

Hey Steve... do your toilet math.

Robert: Hey Mike, add and subtract... add and subtract...
Mike: What?

Robert: Add a little water, subtract everything else.

by Nightshade00013 November 6, 2021

Math Teacher

A subterranean beast that resembles an old woman. They can be found in sewers, abandoned subway systems, and other dark, wet places. They hibernate every 20 years, then come out of their lair and apply for a job at the local middle or high school. These creatures love watching children suffer, and will regularly steal or "confiscate" the belongings of their students. Math teachers also have the unique ability to warp time and space, making their class period last longer than the others. Every couple of years a child will go missing at school and then a few months later they'll find the body in the sewer. There is still some speculation, but theorists suggest this was the teachers fault.

"The math teacher has given me enough homework to last me until retirement!"

by larrybobjoe January 5, 2022

Prodigy Math Game

An OVERDESIGNED math learning game with a stupid membership system that costs 90 something dollars and doesn't even make you better at math, just able to access the "Members only" Items.

That greedy cheater, Prodigy math game, has a p2w (or in this case pay to get) system only comparable to the Gold and now DIAMOND pass of Clash (Cash) Royale.

by Mudane potion#069 October 19, 2023