Seth's Law

Internet law which states, "Any conversation about gay marriage on an online forum will eventually end when someone mentions Sodom and Gomorrah, thus starting a new argument about biblical interpretation."

jeremy0: what do you all think about the new gay marriage decision in cali? I think it's a great step in the right direction.
b1go7ybastard: HASN'T ANYONE EVER HEARD OF SODOM AND GOMORRAH?!? ALL FAGGOTS ARE SINNERS! GOD SAYS SO! ITS RIGHT THERE READ THE BOOK
betterMinded: Sodom and Gomorrah is not a condemnation of homosexuality ...
EvenBetterMind: I invoke Seth's Law

by sumguysr August 5, 2008

Law Firm

A firm of lawyers or a firm of attorneys, both nouns being interchangable.

I was tired of losing my car insurance and paying an arm and a leg so I hired an entire lawfirm for the cost of a cup of coffee a day thanks to lawyerlink.us!

by lawman July 1, 2004

Martino's Law

1) A statute used in Jefferson County, Pennsylvania. States that for a couple to raise or adopt a foster child, they must first have a natural child of their own. Used to prevent mis care or child abuse in the county.

2) A slang word used to relate to unfit parents.

1) I heard those people in that blue house wanted to adopt, but they can't because Martino's Law won't let them.

2) I don't know about that couple at the end of the street. I think somebody better turn them in for violating Martino's Law.

by A For Anon April 6, 2008

Homie’s Law

Cannot cheat with a girl even if they are thick

1#Homie: hey man im with a girl now
2#Homie: You broke the Homie’s Law

by Mr.Dickson January 3, 2021

Marcus Law

"Top boyy"

Big wayne loves his

beef in teeth Marcus law

danny is a dick

by Johnjohnjohnjohn123 October 6, 2011

Griffin's Law

1. Buy high, Sell low

2. If you can lose money in the stock market you will; a variation on Murphey's law.

I lost $100,000 selling my home in Dublin, but I followed Griffin's Law.

Stocks occasionally go up in value so that some make money; but Griffin's law be damned, I never do.

by dwwrobertson September 25, 2010

Karim's Law

The formula in creating a franchise that is popular online. Named after Jawed Karim, uploader of the first YouTube video.

media+celebrity endorsement=profit

Karim's law is responsible for the sales of many modern videogames.

by AcneAndAnthrax August 4, 2015