Matt

A non-binary kid who is obsessed with anime and monster energy drinks. Matt is a bookworm and artsy shy kid.

Matt is my friend. Matt uses they/them pronouns

by -the-hoe November 11, 2021

Matt Yamagata Disease

This disease is heavily contagious and breeds fast asexually. Symptoms are Asian, foaming at the mouth, stupid art phases, consistent hat wearing, and throwing up in bathroom corners. If you have this disease see Johns Hopkins effective immediately to obtain Juul for cure. If you do not obtain cure you will be dumb stupid and contained in cat infested Guses. Bravo 6 has gone dark watch it!

Oh no you have matt Yamagata disease.

by CD Smasher February 6, 2020

Matt The Gnat

The kind of guy at work who is always in other peoples business and never gets caught.

“Dude, Kyle is always up in my face about Amy.”
“I know, he’s pulling a Matt The Gnat”

by Cyounexttime March 30, 2025

Alpha Matt

Alpha Matt is the horniest, hottest, angriest, form of the person known as Matt Diaz. Alpha Matt is known for his Movie Theatre Cruella sex habits and severe desire to fuck every girl that crosses his path. Even more of an urge when she is blonde and a senior. Alpha Matt should be avoided at all costs when enraged (can be most enraged when his lack of pushups are brought up, or the hit song "Sorry Ms Morejon, Justin Bustin part is played). Alpha Matt can and will hit you with a chest strike when enraged, or with the classic Salty Scalp

Fran: Where is Matt
Hansel: YOU MEAN ALPHA MATT

by Macaroni and Cheese Warrior December 18, 2021

Matt

a boy who is very flamboyant and ✨gay✨

Person 1: "wow that boy is gay"
Person 2: "Ik, he's such a Matt"

by dinonuggiesowo October 23, 2020

Blue Matt Ranger

The speediest member of the superhero group; The Phantom Rangers.

Blue Matt Ranger was one of the final members to join the elite force of the Phantom Rangers.
With his quick speed he was hastily approved to be a shining member.

the Blue Phantom Ranger is usually stereotyped as the brains of the group, but Blue Matt Ranger is far from it!

PRR: "Blue Matt Ranger...It's Phantom Time!!"

BMR: "Correct!!"

by Kyan Davies September 23, 2008

Matt

Matt is the gayest twink ever, even tho he denies it and has had girlfriends in the past, everyone knows he's just hiding from the truth. We see you Matt. We know you're hiding, it's ok, come out of the closet Matt. We're waiting for you.

Dya see that twink over there?

Ya dude, but he keeps saying he's straight.

Fuck, he's such a Matt

by BigDickDickingson March 20, 2023