Self-Asexual

When one enjoys to sexually please their partner but they do not, however, enjoy being pleasured themselves .

"Oh, I'm Self-Asexual, it's okay!"

by letsgetcats June 7, 2018

Liam Self

Liam self is super cool and handsome… better than noah williams

Now that guy is a Liam Self

by Liamself12 February 29, 2024

Self-Tapping Screw

When a Woman is giving you a Blowjob and demands you allow her to bend your cock, then stuff it into your ass, just as you are ejaculating, causing a pearl necklace to drip down your inner thighs.

My Girlfriend insisted that she be allowed to perform a “self-tapping screw” on me.

by Dick-balls MaGee March 20, 2021

The Numberpad Has A Zero On The Space Bar Because Of Self-Discovery

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The Numberpad Has A Zero On The Space Bar Because Of Self-Discovery

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025

self-stufficient

Describes someone who saves big bucks on his food bill by actively taking advantage of any and all opportunities to gluttonously cram his cheeks for free, such as at community gatherings, church suppers, birthday parties, backyard barbecues, etc.

If someone is able to be self-stufficient on a daily basis, he may seldom have to shop at the supermarket, since one or more humongous feasting-sessions per day may always be enough to tide him over till the next culinary-freeloading opportunity presents itself.

by QuacksO October 20, 2019

Self-enucleation

Self-enucleation Is When one mentally ill person wants to take out there eyes it’s a form of self mutation

My friend wants to gouge there eyes out
They must have’ Self-enucleation

by ScrewballChan March 12, 2021

Self-Made

I didn't just make myself I made other people and I did more for that guy with brain damage THAN YOU EVER WILL SAM HARRIS because I LITERALLY made a SUPERIOR BRAIN EXTERNAL TO HIMSELF FOR HIM TO USE INSTEAD OF HIS OWN RETARDED BRAIN. And it's not a gift. It not fucking charity. What do we do about the intelligent guy? How about you try to make a fucking point to him and then act like you're not stealing his shit and fucking fat-cocked retards instead of him? How's that for a fucking plan? How about you play woe is me for the fat cocks and not for thee for guy who changed the course of history?

Hym "You don't get any more self-made than this and I literally am my intelligence. Stop trying to give those pieces of shit some kind of conceptual victory. I'm making myself. I'm making other people. Andrew Tate doesn't know inherently how to be better than Joe Rogan. Todd Phillips isn't the first billion dollar R rated movie writer without my input and neither is fucking Deadpool. Your slut daughter hoovering up money doing dances on TikTok? That isn't her fucking profound intellect doing that for her. I... Am doing that. Those are all just from my 'Banality of Success.' Series. I mean, they didn't even do the fucking AI part correctly. The problems you are having now with fucking data center overheating and fucking raising electricity bills in the city? All of that would not be happening of they had at least done the fucking blueprint right. Like... It's like being an architect... And then getting shit-canned after you finish the blueprint... And then you drive past the building and it's fucking lopsided and one of the fucking walls is missing. 'They won't get that lucky again' he says. They won't get a green light from the government to steal intellectual property that they did fucking WRONG. But don't mind me. I'll just sit here and milk the excess fluids out of my fucking face. I'll just do that and you can do whatever you do."

by Hym Iam November 29, 2025