Peanut Butter Paintbrush

the spreading of the butt cheeks, and applying peanut butter in a painting motion.

Aaron, don't let my Golden Retriever close to you! I know your wife just gave you the Peanut Butter Paintbrush!

Peanut Butter Paintbrush by the$auce June 16, 2011

out for a pint 

Never just one pint, most likely multiple pints, don't expect me home for at least a few hours

Honey, I'm going out for a pint with the guys.

out for a pint by phil housley March 5, 2015

Beat the paint off of those walls 

Banging those sugar walls; rough sex; fucking, usually ending in a mess; there's really good sex, and then there's this.

Bro 1: "Did you see that kids mom? Man, I would beat the paint off of those walls."
Bro 2: "Oh my GOD!"
Bro 1: "What the heck was that for?"
Bro 2: "Yeah I guess I'd hit that, but you seem a little too excited..."
Bro 1: "Duh, cuz she's hot!"

Beat the paint off of those walls by Major Bingus May 9, 2015

Picasso's paintbrush 

When a man and his woman are having sex with a Johnnie on and the man ejaculates he that carefully removes the rubber from his pinis. He then gets the girl to excrete into it and ties it up. He then proceeds to place it in the microwave for about 30 seconds on a low heat. Once it is warm and soft like a fresh brownie, he takes it out and slaps the girl with it back and fourth til it explodes on her face. Thus this paintbrush has created abstract art

Gerald: yo hombre what did you just get up to last night
Edgar: ah nothing much blad just painting with the Mrs.
Gerald: was it abstract?
Edgar: let's just say I used my trusty Picasso's paintbrush.

Picasso's paintbrush by artistsbeaut December 13, 2016

laser pointer

1.Totaly makes the oldest and weakest cats flip out. The closest thing to giving your cat a orgasm with out touching it.

2.Could also be construed as kitty crack.

3.A excersise machine for cats.

4. Also used for boring powerpoint presentations

5. Can be used as a false terror attack on airplanes on approach to LAX.

DUDE! I totaly ganked the Priciples laser pointer.
What are you going to do with it?
Probaly play with my cat later.

laser pointer by silvermanblue October 7, 2007

pointless 

something that is a waste of time or of no use

It is pointless to put up a sign that reads: SIGN NOT IN USE

pointless by yorrick hunt January 24, 2008

whore paint 

makeup that sluts wear to try and look good

that bitch is hittin the whore paint

whore paint by your mom is red December 28, 2005