Patrick haney

The love of my life

I love you so much, "Patrick Haney"

by puppies&rainbows December 9, 2025

Pathection

When someone is perfect at being Pathetic

He is so useless, he is Pathection personified. Perfectly Pathetic.

by LilAussieBattler December 20, 2025

Little Patrick

The act of inserting your long-nailed pinky finger into another person's butt. It should be a surprise, but it still counts if it's not.

Jamie gave me the little patrick when I was walking up the hill. I was horribly startled.

by StewpacShakur March 8, 2011

Evan Patrick

A badass. Someone likely to become the next President

Did you see that guy dunk all over that kid? That's so Evan Patrick.

by Evan Patrick June 8, 2014

Neil Patrick Harris'ed

When a gay couple has twins and they are genetically the father of one child each

Girl 1: Did you hear about Adam and Steve? They were Neil Patrick Harris'ed!
Girl 2: They were what?
Girl 1: They had a surrogate who had twins and both Adam and Steve were biologically the father of one baby.

by teddybear+mermaid June 19, 2014

jaime patricia

A smart, humorous, fun loving, creative in many ways, somewhat intuitive, generous, loyal creature with a contagious smile that goes braless in the wintertime.

If you need a pick me up in the down in the dumps life, go see Jaime Patricia; she'll perk you up.

by Thearexasourass January 9, 2017

The Patrick Effect

The act of correcting your posture because someone next to you is doing it perfectly.

Patrick was rumored to be a dude with such impecable posture that you could see people around him straighten their backs and stand taller. Whenever this happens you can call it "The Patrick Effect".

You see your friend straighten his back because someone next to him is sitting with perfect posture . You might say to him: «You just felt the power of "the Patrick Effect" dude»

by Idcortex August 5, 2017