Penis Eater

This disease grows inside the hole of the penis, slowly eating away at the penis. This disease comes up after swimming in dirty water
Jonathan got the penis eater after swimming in your pool 😂”
by Dr. Dis3as3 February 11, 2019
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toad penis

When the mushroom head of the penis has warts.
There was no way I was have sex with that toad penis.
by Badass36 July 21, 2015
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Penis Cough

After you nut so many times, the orgasm is dry
Me and that bitch Shanda went so many times I had a penis cough
by Long John Van Huge Dong October 10, 2020
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Anthonys penis

He just has a massive cooock. Like big and slimy, girls go down ut like a fure pole. Needs at least 15 girls to guve a desant hand job. Do not give head, will impale her.
Anthonys penis is huge that cazzi man
by Calibina shiz January 17, 2020
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penis proposal

when one "pops the question" by exposing his dick with wedding ring on the tip of his pecker.

if answered yes the other must orally remove the ring off the cock.

if answered no the ring must be used to jerk off in front of the other.
Girl 1: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IM GETTING MARRIED.
Girl 2: oh my gosh how did he propose

Girl 1: well it was a penis proposal.
Girl 2: a what?
Girl 1: so we were in the car driving home when he all of a sudden whipped his dick out.
Girl 2:.....
Girl 1: but on the end of his GIANT dick was beautiful diamond studded wedding ring, so then i blew him to get the ring off.
by The Retarded Vacuum January 15, 2014
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mario penis

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Penis wrinkle

A term that describes Lazy people they are like penis wrinkles. Someone else has to do all the work to make them go away.
That guy leaning against the wall watching everyone else work is like a penis wrinkle. Soon as all the work is done he will disappear.
by Caveman100 January 26, 2015
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