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nipple smear

This is what happens when you roll over in bed using your elbows and accidentally crush your side-sleeping partner’s nipple between your elbow and the mattress. Generally makes said partner very very angry.
Faaaaark- you just gave me a nipple smear!!
by Smartmouth78 July 18, 2019
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Talking Nipples

When you get so wasted or high that you witness someone’s nipples come to life and start talking to you.
Tim: *Takes one look at Angelica’s tits.*

Angelica’s tits: *Come to life* Hello Tim. *The talking nipples say*

Tim: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
by IAmTheOneWhoShits August 7, 2024
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Nipple Torpedo

another way to say that someone is nipping.
It is so cold out that she has a nipple torpedo!
by 18872977 April 18, 2008
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Nipple Rotisserie

When multiple people decide to roll naked at a rapid rate back to back with hard nipples. This gives the impression of a meat like rotisserie with outward stretching nipples.
That nipple rotisserie with Kian and Rebecca was incredible.
by TheOriginalButtMunch May 28, 2022
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mr. crumb nipples

a guy with little nipples that look like crumbs.
mr. crumb nipples your titties are smaller than this crumb of bread.
by helloguy1 November 27, 2020
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Half a nipple

Specifically a unit of measurement for Bailey's cream liqueur. Half a nipple being 25ML.
"Barkeep! Half a nipple of Bailey's!"
by TheBiggestBen November 19, 2017
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Drippy Nipples

HOMER SHUT UP WITH YOUR DRIPPY NIPPLES
by DADDYDRIPZ November 4, 2019
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