may 11 2017 

Worst day on earth ( trumps 100th day as president)

God it's may 11 2017 trump day

may 11 2017 by Evandjdjsjskdks March 30, 2017

May 24 

May 24 is a BAD birthday. Who ever is born on this day is the worst, and if you have a friend born on this day... I’m sorry for you.

If your born on May 24 🤢

May 24 by ÇÄPTĀÎÑČ May 23, 2021

May baby 

Apparently a slang term meaning a person born in May (according to some weirdo on discord)

John: Did you hear James was born in May?
Jake: Yeah, he's a may baby!

May baby by bean_eater69420 May 22, 2020

may 11 

the day we’re absolute idiots are born and they probably like monkeys

person: why do u like monkeys?
other person:cause i was born on may 11 no duh

may 11 by Coolkiddo09 April 4, 2020

May-ter 

getting some coochie
knockin boots
fuckin

I'ma get me some may-ter
that may-ter juice
that may-ter sauce
that may-ter soup
enhe

May-ter by Ramel November 13, 2007

May Poon 

An extreme feeling of attraction between a boy and an older woman in university. May lead to pregnancy and abortion.

Bruce pulled a May Poon.

May Poon by Zomgmygoodnessbbq February 23, 2011

may sim 

A May Sim is typically a blonde, attractive woman. They are often referred to as 'amazing' but hate it with passion; don't worry though they make up for it with "other passions"

Person 1: Wow, she looks really nice today.
Person 2: Yeah she looks like May Sim
sexy attractive beautiful

may sim by BananaBob November 27, 2014