Jersey Home Run

The act of when you are about to ejaculate while performing a penetration sexual act in which you pull out of your partner(s) and proceed to smack your genitalia against the gluteus maximus of your partner while they take the most atrocious bowel movement on your penis which you then proceed to swing your penis covered in feces while timing it exactly when you ejaculate on to your partner's face causing a feces and sperm collision while yelling "Home run!!" in the state of New Jersey.

Boyfriend: "Hey honey, I did a Jersey Home Run to your dad last night!! He now lets me have your hand in marriage."

Concerned cousin: "WHAT"

by TrippyTabs May 24, 2024

Jerseybama

A portmanteau of “New Jersey” and “Alabama”; The rural (and, generally, relatively conservative) parts of Gloucester, Salem, Cape May, and Atlantic counties in southern New Jersey.

When I went down the shore this weekend, I left the Philly suburbs and drove through Jerseybama to get to Cape May.

by Lexicockrapher January 6, 2025

Jersey Joe

Jersey Joe is an italian american born tiktok and instagram influencer. Born Joequavius J. Joseph, he is most known for his incredibly fucking stupid dance that he repeats over and over while simultaneously leeching off of the success of "The Costco Guys" also known as AJ & BigJustice andor "We Bring the Boom" by repeating those said "fucking stupid" dance moves. Joequavius is a curse and burden to all who happen to come across his hip gyrating, leg stomping, spinning shenanigans and should be moved along with the entire state of New Jersey to an island as close to Pyongyang as possible.

Jersey Joe's tiktok's make me uncomfortable.

by JerseyJoeLover January 8, 2025

Jersey Mike’s pickle bucket

The depraved sexual act of hitting it from behind inside of a walk in fridge or freezer full of food, whilst wearing half of a work uniform.

I just heard Justin and Crystal pulled a Jersey Mike’s pickle bucket the other day.

by Qball1984 January 23, 2026

Jersey Merge

A reckless driving maneuver in which a motorist, having missed an highway exit, violently swerves across the striped gore area (and often other lanes of traffic) at the last moment to force their way onto an off-ramp or exit, disregarding everyone else on the road.

Some dumbass in an SUV pulled a Jersey merge right in front of me and nearly caused a pileup.

by Chicklenburgers March 21, 2026

Jersey Sneeze

Originating in New Jersey, the Jersey Sneeze is the act of performing an obnoxiously loud and over the top sneeze that can be heard from a long distance. They know what they are doing, they simply don’t care. It’s a Jersey thing.

What was that noise? Oh that’s Tim down the hall with his classic Jersey Sneeze

by deezwhiskey February 21, 2025

jersey tuck

jersey tuck is lover to joseph clemmons!! she is a preppy pookie bear wookie and doesnt like sour sweets. shes bestie westies with alyx wasabi apples and will die of pain of track and excess mountain dew.

jersey tuck likes turtles!!

by alex bolden March 5, 2025