When your doing your bitch from behind, pull out a red shiny apple and donkey punch your bitch, once your bitch is knocked unconscious you fart in her mouth, then throw the rest of the apple at her vagina.
by zak allen January 02, 2010
To shit in a blender, blend on high setting, warm in microwave, season to taste, garnish with a sprig of mint and serve piping hot to a loved one.
"Hey dennis, my mother in law is coming around, would you mind wipping us up a few dutch hot chocolates?" "oh, and i wont forget the mint audrey!"
by Lift Ops January 11, 2010
While receiving Fellatio in a hot bath, one shoves their partner's head under the bath water. While their head is submerged the other defecates into the bath water during climax.
Dude one: "That chick asked me for a dutch hot tub!"
Dude two: "gross man, what did you say?"
Dude one: "I was like 'Damn bitch, you nasty!' then i shoved that hoes face in the water!"
Dude two: "gross man, what did you say?"
Dude one: "I was like 'Damn bitch, you nasty!' then i shoved that hoes face in the water!"
by myrealnameisdefenatlynotmatt February 09, 2011
Is a term that when used gestures a definite 'keen-ness' to do whatever is suggested. Widley recognised as the phrase used to suggest an ultimate and concluding agreeance to do whatever is suggested.
by Chip Hazard November 07, 2010
Every year, the dutch clan has a grand ceremony to recognize the "officers of the year"
The awards given are: the HEROIC AWARD, the award for the most courageous dutch member in batle. the BOOST AWARD, the award for the dutch members who has proven himself to be the worthiest, and that has advancewd the highest levels in the dutch clan. and the last award the DUTCH MAN OF THE
YEAR. this is the best and most honorable award in the ceremony, whoever wins this usually is promoted to a high ranking, to become the DUTCH MASTER and overthrow the dutch master neto, you must win over 51 dutch man of the year award in a row, and be supported by the dutch council, and since the dutch council is loyal to NETO, dont get your fucking hopes up!
The awards given are: the HEROIC AWARD, the award for the most courageous dutch member in batle. the BOOST AWARD, the award for the dutch members who has proven himself to be the worthiest, and that has advancewd the highest levels in the dutch clan. and the last award the DUTCH MAN OF THE
YEAR. this is the best and most honorable award in the ceremony, whoever wins this usually is promoted to a high ranking, to become the DUTCH MASTER and overthrow the dutch master neto, you must win over 51 dutch man of the year award in a row, and be supported by the dutch council, and since the dutch council is loyal to NETO, dont get your fucking hopes up!
by NETO!!!!!! March 07, 2005
When one disposes their fecal matter in another's laundry machine. When one turns on their laundry/washer machine to do their clothes, they will be greeted with a happy ending to their laundry.The dutch soft serve causes an instant mixture of feces and clothing fabric to blend together and create the perfect mixture of greatness.
You're at a party and notice someone's laundry/washer machine is sitting unused. You can take adavantage of that and fix your or someone else's/something's fecal matter into the machine. The Dutch Soft Serve.
by BigG123 November 01, 2010
by Ben Dovers 111 November 06, 2009