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Goat

Messi is the greatest ever soccer player to ever exist and has probably cooked your favorite team
by Messi fan August 28, 2023
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GOAT

no no nO not goat as in the animal -~- I mean that would be cool eating everything- what? you heard nothing anywaYs, it means:

Greatest
Of
All
Time
Jo : woah your like the goat! that was some legit hoop action!

Duncan : hoop action- I swear- wait a minute... did you just call me a goat...

Jo : uhh yeah??

Duncan : I WANNA BE A PUSSY CAT!!

Jo : sorry?

Duncan : bish...

Jo : omfg GOAT means GREATEST OF ALL TIME!! Goat is technically a compliment in some sort of way.

Duncan : cool I guess, ok well uh thanks?

Jo : No problem!

(Duncan realised that Jo was on drugs so Duncan created an intervention so he doesn’t go crazy)

Great friends, amaright?
by Taba_kiki December 9, 2019
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Goat

Goat, or also known as a raging fuckfard, is a small, four legged mammal, mostly found with horns. They’re noisy fuckers that like to eat your clothes, hair, scream all night, and butt your gut. They suck. But they’re cute.
Person: Aww what a cute goat!
Goat: Surprise mothertrucker *butts stomach*
by getmeoffthisplanet March 20, 2022
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Prized goat

Piece of meat. But a good piece of meat, like the goat you would enter in the 4H fair that would win a ribbon. You might enter the goat when it was alive and then kill it to eat it. Which is why people raise goats for meat and milk.

Has a sexual meaning. That woman is a prized goat. Links sexuality to the idea of "animal" instinct. Links sexuality to beastiality and the idea that a farm can use the animals for sexual gratification.

Because goat if a meat eaten in the Carribean it also has a kind of racial overtone to it. That speaks as well perhaps to a king of racists link to notions of the value of black women's sexuality and the sexual exploitation of black women.

Suggests exploitation.
How do you like that goat stew? Its made from the prized goat.

Did you check out her ass, she is a prized goat.

With a prized goat like her, you could make a lot of money.
by princesscant December 23, 2011
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Goat Project

A term of Libyan origin used to describe endeavors or plans that are predicted to fail or have significant negative consequences. The phrase stems from the popular notion in Libya that goat farming or rearing is often economically unprofitable, making it a metaphor for futile or ill-advised ventures.
Person A: "I'm planning on investing in scam-sounding cryptocurrency. Wanna get in on this with me?"
Person B: "Oh hell no, man, that's a goat project."
by salafi_Arab January 24, 2025
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wait i’m goated

by ramen333 September 28, 2023
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Rape Goat

Rape goats are easily identifiable because they are the safest person to harass, everyone takes part of in some capacity. Despite the malicious behavior targeted at this individual no one actually wants them gone because others find joy in their harassment; in the event that the rape goat is absent a new rape goat will be acquiesced by the group.

The "rape goat" is the lowest ranking individual in a social setting.

"Rape goat" is a metaphor based on the stereotype of farmers raping defenseless goats for their own amusement. The person acquiesced as the rape goat is likewise defenseless and harassed for the group's amusement.
"I don't think it's healthy to have a rape goat in a friend group, he always gets smoke for no reason. If he leaves than what then? Who's going to be the next rape goat?"
by Jomil200918196 February 18, 2024
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