germanist

Someone that is biased again Germans or German customs

Jeff: “I hate German Chocolate.” He is insulting a german food, which is biased against a German ‘thing’; which makes him a Germanist.

by Chef_JJ April 10, 2022

German laser level

The natural ability all Germans have to be able to accurately make things level by eyeballing it.

I hung that picture using the German laser level and it's perfectly straight.

by Xxx_ecks_xxX May 16, 2022

german_vrs

A fat kid on Tiktok that is annoying, a bozo, and he massages his moms toes.

Hey, did you know that german_vrs is a bozo?

Yeah, I also heard he massages his moms toes.

Isn't he so annoying?

Totally

by kxdenbxden May 29, 2022

German betrayal

When someone swaps alcoholic beer with non-alcoholic, while noone is watching.

Izak didn't want to drink, but his friends forced him to get drunk, so he pulled a "german betrayal"

by Bizjak July 15, 2022

geronimo stilton

a series all the sexy girls have read.

woah look at her bro
“i know it’s because of those geronimo stilton books”

by fastkitty2184 August 4, 2022

German gaslight

Like Mexican gaslighting, but regarding other genocides as opposed to the spicy-ness of food.

Also a tongue-in-cheek politically incorrect dark humor-jab at concentration camps in general.

Normal person: “Man I can’t believe the Nazis killed that many Jews”
German Gaslighter: “yeah well Stalin was worse! And have you seen what China has been doing??”

by krautwich August 21, 2022

German Hotdog

Pooping on your partners stomach and forming a hotdog by transforming the faeces into the shape of a hotdog bread. Optionally this can be consumed with a bit of "hotdog-sauce"

Babe do you want a german hotdog for dinner today?

by yeeeturmeat September 7, 2022