duck feet

n. Feet that are just too big, flat or awkward for regular walking. Shoes don't fit properly and dancing is impossible.

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Why don't you buy a skateboard dude? You are missing out on life and the babes think you're lame.

I got the duck feet.

Bummer. Wanna squish some grapes?

by Lobsterbeybuoy November 6, 2013

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Mud duck

A female from your boyfriends past who is still hovering around.... like she's stuck in the mud...

Damn!!!! Why is your ex still around babe?? She's such a mud duck...

by cook'ems August 17, 2016

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Triple duck

Verb: sexual act where a person inserts all of a man's genitals into their mouth at the same time, and when attempting to speak, sounds like a duck.

Kate can triple duck?!? Pure talent.

by yinzer84 August 25, 2016

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duck and run

Grabbing an item in a store and running out while the employees chase you

Aye broski lets go duck and run at that EZ mart-Seth Arthur

by H3artl3seth October 28, 2018

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Donald Duck

The sound that stems from flatulence in the shower as the water runs in between your butt cheeks.

Jill: Why the hell does this shower smell like the inside of your colon?
Jack: Donald Duck says Hello.

by K-rokBABY December 13, 2009

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Duck Roll

1. A dish made out of slices of Duck-meat and filling. Usually dipped in a spicey sauce and served with rice.

2. The act of rolling a (live) duck between ones hand and a suitable surface (often the table) for relaxing and meditational purposes. The bird should not be harmed, and ideally also enjoy the experience.

1. We thoroughly enjoyed the excellent Duck Rolls at that asian restaurant.

2. a. We thoroughly enjoyed the excellent Duck Rolls at that asian buddhist retreat.
2. b. R. was very stressed out, and almost crushed his bird while Duck Rolling! Luckily he wasn't charged extra ...

by g__b__g October 15, 2005

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