ass load 

When speaking of quantity: an amount more than which is easily countable
When speaking of size: larger than a man can easily carry
When speaking of time: an amount of time which is larger than the expected amount
When used as a noun: a wad of semen released by a man inside the anus of another person (male or female alike)

"I got an ass load of collectible cars in my attic."
"How big is my house? It's got an ass load of space!"
"Jon went to buy beer 3 hours ago. He's taking an ass load of time"
"I gave your sister an assl oad last night!"

ass load by JtothaC March 16, 2005

Ass Cracker 

One who engages in anal sex.

That wanker is an ass cracker.

Ass Cracker by Michael Caranguejo September 18, 2003

ass scalding diarehea 

Scalding hot diarehhea that when you are done you feel the need to stick a popsicle up your asshole for relief.

Man, when I started taking that new medicine, I had ass scalding diarehhea for a week!

ass scalding diarehea by Haywood Chablome April 8, 2005

Ass pirate 

The act of stealing and pounding booty.....damn pirates always want the booty

Roman (the ass pirate in steeb) just fucked brad's ass

Ass pirate by 406 December 23, 2004

ass fucking cock sucker 

1- Insult.
Someone who:
1) Fucks people in the ass
2) Sucks cock
Basically, an ass fucking cock sucker

You sir, are an ass fucking cock sucker!

ass fucking cock sucker by Bobby Rex August 15, 2003

Ass Muncher 

A person that is too far up his or her own ass to know any better. An ass muncher will always look out for number one and too preoccupied to care.

Being the ass muncher that he is, John ate the last donut and didn't even save me any.

Ass Muncher by buzznjackal August 22, 2003

ass-wipe 

One who will wipe the ass of a superior in order to gain false ground.

tesoro is loaded with ass-wipes.

ass-wipe by non ass-wipes know how to say it! October 17, 2003