A sexual act in which a woman gets onto her hands and knees in front of her male partner while he dips his erect penis in a bowl of ice water and repeatedly slaps it against her back.
by HoneyTheHusky June 10, 2016
Get the Canadian xylophonemug. The doctors In the Canadian forces are obsessed with bugged schizophrenia and my hooded penis because 5 fiance's died and I masturbate their obsessed with circumcision And don't care if I eat food.
by Cody5050 January 27, 2022
Get the Canadian forcesmug. When ya boi square face gets a cut and he asks for that dank percocet but all u got is a band-aid and belly button lint.
by Its ya boi 13 June 11, 2017
Get the canadian aspirinmug. The act of filling a male's asshole with maple syrup while rubbing his moose knuckle at the same time, usually with a "Y" hand shape to represent the antlers of a moose.
"What the fuck is Canadian Maplefucking...?"
by Grogon September 7, 2025
Get the Canadian Maplefuckingmug. A remarkably salty piece of thick sliced ham, that in no way, shape or form is bacon. It does, however taste pretty similar.
by Not funny. Didn't Laugh. December 15, 2021
Get the Canadian Baconmug. When your server leaves and everyone at the table switches seats and/or tables before he/she gets back just to fuck with them.
"My asshole table just did a Canadian fire drill now they are all mixed up in the pos system!"
"She's gone! Hurry and do a Canadian fire drill before she gets back!"
"She's gone! Hurry and do a Canadian fire drill before she gets back!"
by Trogdor312 August 18, 2020
Get the Canadian fire drillmug. Bob got knocked out he thought it was just a snowball but he got hit with a canadian hand grenade insted....
by Kongo Kong March 31, 2023
Get the canadian hand grenademug.