Wet micheal

A wet micheal is a polka dot beach towel, covered in whale semen that is dried in the sun for 72 hours.

I’m going to hit you with my wet micheal if you don’t stop right now!

by Bubble_bee_outside May 10, 2022

wet elisha

When you’re watching shrek 4 and you’re beating your mother fucking cock off and the ports potty flips over because off how windy it is and the wind blows your piss on your shoes so you have to fuck a hill and cum inside of it and dig the cum out of the hole and eat while singing all star.

Fuck dude I just pulled the hardest wet Elisha last night in the janitors motherfucking closet

by Trashboat21 February 3, 2019

Wet convo

A sexual conversation between two people when teasing/flirty or being horny over text.

“Dude we were having a such a wet convo🥴”

by anonymous September 14, 2020

wet crow

phrase in bangla for when your half soaked in the rain

we ran in the rain and now we are two wet crows

by tr4v11s November 12, 2021

Lit Wet

Anything that is recognized as being worthy of high praise.

Lit Wet Hype Rad Fire

Did you see Samuel's sequin studded red bottoms at the club last night? Them was LIT WET; it really rounded out the outfit.

by OGMurph December 12, 2019

wet david

Like a wet willy except in the ass

I gave that bitch a wet david

by demonkid December 7, 2014

The double wet

When you are just about to lose your virginity, but your mom comes home. So you rather just finger the girl and cry
Both her pussy and your eyes are wet.

Hey dude, didnt you meet that girl yesterday?
Yeah man, it all went to shit...
How so? Didn't you say that you were going to fuck her?
Yeah man, i only got the double wet.

by Unge_smegmaburger February 4, 2019