wet loans

When you provide financial assistance to a female in the hopes of engaging in sexual intercourse.

Pat from Chicago is already down $500 on his wet loans to his hot sorority intern.

by WetLoanGuy October 25, 2022

wet cabbage

a word to describe an incredibly boring person with the most dull personality

“ocean is such a wet cabbage”

by meadox November 20, 2022

Wet micheal

A wet micheal is a polka dot beach towel, covered in whale semen that is dried in the sun for 72 hours.

I’m going to hit you with my wet micheal if you don’t stop right now!

by Bubble_bee_outside May 10, 2022

Wet Isaiah

A wet Isaiah is what you call it when you use hot car oil as lube for an intense session of gay sex.

Hey baby, you want to try out the wet Isaiah? I want to heat things up!

by Bubble_bee_outside May 10, 2022

Wet Minute

A seemingly long but still short time spent waiting, typically in an uncomfortable scenario.

I was stood outside for a wet minute and it was freezing!

by wetT January 6, 2022

Wet Charles

A wet willie in the ass

I gave my girl a wet Charles last night. Nearly scared the shit out of her

by BC42! September 20, 2022

Wet slide

a wet slide is when you go from the clit to the intestines with one swift stroke.

Last night was crazy she had a real wet slide.

by Carin4Karen October 19, 2022