thomas scott 

has gummies, the luckiest mfer to live with conner kingery. god i wish i was him

me: do you know thomas scott
them: you mean king rizzs roommate?

thomas scott by bprater12 November 23, 2022

Thomas Triangle 

A Threesome involving 2 girls and a guy. The guy lies on his back while girl A rides his dick and girl B rides his face while both girls kiss, thus completing a triangle. Girl A can also be flipped around so girl B eats Girl A’s pussy while girl A give the Guy a blowjob but this is very physically exerting and not for amateurs.

Bill: I saw you take those two coeds into the bedroom at the party last night.

Dylan: yeah I got them to preform a Thomas Triangle on me before I squeezed my go-gurt all over them

Thomas Triangle by Donkey96Nuts December 6, 2022

Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline 

Anonymous Caller: Me and my cousin do the Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline for fun.

Whataburger Employee: What's that?

Anonymous Caller: Its where you take a Thomas the Tank Engine toy and put in a condom and shove it in each other's ass.

Whataburger Employee: Sounds like fun I'll try it after work!

You take a Thomas the Tank Engine toy and put in a condom and shove it in your ass or another's ass for fun; then you have a Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline.

Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline by An Enthusiast of Pipelines December 12, 2022

Thomas Admiration 

Pretty/perfect/ adorable/ hot no matter what you look like

I have thomas admiration no matter what you look like

Thomas Admiration by Menopause December 13, 2022

Thomas Southwood 

The tiny little guy who annoys the hell out of u but u love him for it even if u want to smack him sometimes. Also i feel like i need to say this - hates the tories.

Thomas southwood is a pain in my arse.

Thomas Southwood by jejeejeeeee December 25, 2022

Thomas Crewe-Read

Stupid bitch with weird teeth and weird hair that likes to watch small children. He often goes to state school playgrounds in recess with a high-zoom camera and films them going down the slide. He likes it deep.

Parent 1: “Thomas Crewe-Read is here! Fucking protect your kids”

Parent 2: “Damn straight, ni, get that creepy bastard fat 🥷🏿 out of this shithole!”

Thomas Crewe-Read by SlipperySloshy January 16, 2023

thomas the tank engine 

inhaling a vape through your bum hole and blowing it out through your nose

did you know my dad can thomas the tank engine

thomas the tank engine by deffo January 23, 2023