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Angry slot machine

When a girl pulls down on a guys dick as hard as she can like pulling down a slot machine lever.
Michelle and Stephanie pulled down my dick!!! Angry slot machine!!!
by Eldiablo November 30, 2013
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poking the angry cow

I feel like I'm poking the angry cow by meeting this guy off of this dating website.
by lookarobot April 18, 2010
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Song of Angry Men

The driving force behind a movement based is a sense of unified outrage. Often largely unorganized and chaotic because there is little to no moderation. As opposed to other types of movements, this type can be done by people with a wide variety of ideas on how to solve the problem.
Person 1: “Man, I’m not against these protests but they’re getting g pretty destructive. I wish they’d decide to tone it down a little”
Person 2: “They can’t really decide to stop because each person is following The Song of Angry Men in a different way”
by Melonboii January 26, 2022
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Double angry octopus

When two women scissor, and 2 men fuck each woman anally, you have 8 arms and 8 legs getting tangled.
Yo me and my bro did a double angry octopus on these 2 chicks and it was fucking wild. Arms and legs flying on the bed!
by Reebekilii May 16, 2021
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Angry German Kid

A extremely controversial nickname for the German web video from 2005 where it shows then-teenager Norman Kochanowski pretending to play Unreal Tournament 2004, but he gets extremely irritated and angry, and then smashes his keyboard repeatedly.
Angry German Kid is a controversial nickname, that's all I want to say...
by Ryan900USAYT August 17, 2023
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[angry skyscraper noises]

Sounds that tall people make when they are angry.
angry skyscraper noises
“Jesus, stop sounding like an air raid siren, brad.”
by MaybeARealWord March 31, 2021
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The Angry Johnson Thompson

When your man's being particularly disrespectful and you want to knock him down a few pegs. Set the scene for a special night and drop some hints about a blow job. Blindfold and start to tease.. Once suitably worked up, take a vengeful back swing and kick him in the Johnson (penis) as hard as he deserves.

When he's inevitably angry, naked and confused, tell him to search 'Angry Johnson Thompson' on urban dictionary.
The Angry Johnson Thompson:

Sam kept quoting urban dictionary references so my sister Anna recommended I treat him to the Angry Johnson Thompson.

Laura: "Yeah great Idea!"

Anna: "make sure you take a big back swing"

Laura: "Have you got any steel toe cap boots I can borrow?"
by Chelsea25 October 16, 2023
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