fisting a turkey 

Shoving your forearm into an obese woman so deep she is your human puppet. Then removing your arm so you can lick all of the juices off your now lubricated arm.

Man- "So dude I was fisting a turkey last night, It was awesome"
Man2- "WTF why would you do such a thing"

fisting a turkey by ToxicAnarchy January 12, 2017

jive turkey 

it's an antiquated phrase for pricks, basically, but my friends would like to revive the word and give it a positive conotation similar to 'awesome'.

"I just got my LICENSE!!!!"
"That's sooo jive turkey!"

jive turkey by Raleford July 25, 2008

jive turkey 

tofu turkey, tofurkey

We are having a vegan thanksgiving with jive turkey and all the fixings!

jive turkey by jilmn November 3, 2010

Turkey Delight 

The enjoyment one gets out of a turkey slap.

I hd some turkey delight during that sex

Turkey Delight by hamghetti... September 29, 2006

turkeyhead

similar to a chickenhead but she's a lil thicker n a lot better at gobblin' it down

Damn son, that turkeyhead can gobble like a pro

turkeyhead by king ryno April 6, 2008

Turkey trot 

loose ball sacs that hang and sag extremely low(below the knees), causing a droopy wrinkle appearance

When I take a shit i have to move my Turkey Trot on top of my lap so they dont hit the water.

Turkey trot by Miltope January 25, 2016

herby turkey 

Primary: A lunch sandwich one can purchase at Johnny’s Bagels in Bethlehem PA.

Secondary: a person who is very miz, gay, and a huge herb...Hence herby turkey

B Pell graduate of Lehigh University 05' is quite the herby turkey.

herby turkey by E mon IE October 20, 2006