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angry asshole face

The opposite of, "resting bitch face" but for men who look mean, angry or frown a lot.
Wife: Honey you shouldn't frown so much.
Husband: Why, whats wrong with frowning?
Wife: Because it gives you Angry Asshole Face!
by GrimCode May 2, 2018
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angry cinnamon roll

A cinnamon roll, but angry.
More specifically, when someone seems like an asshole or bitch, but deep down they're precious and everyone knows this. They might complain or yell a lot but they truly just care a lot about their friends. Often the victim of "You're so cute when you're angry!" or other similar phrases, which piss them off. Protect them anyway.
Karkat Vantas isn't mean, he's just an angry cinnamon roll.
by Stealthclaws May 4, 2018
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The Angry Johnson Thompson

When your man's being particularly disrespectful and you want to knock him down a few pegs. Set the scene for a special night and drop some hints about a blow job. Blindfold and start to tease.. Once suitably worked up, take a vengeful back swing and kick him in the Johnson (penis) as hard as he deserves.

When he's inevitably angry, naked and confused, tell him to search 'Angry Johnson Thompson' on urban dictionary.
The Angry Johnson Thompson:

Sam kept quoting urban dictionary references so my sister Anna recommended I treat him to the Angry Johnson Thompson.

Laura: "Yeah great Idea!"

Anna: "make sure you take a big back swing"

Laura: "Have you got any steel toe cap boots I can borrow?"
by Chelsea25 October 16, 2023
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Angry German Kid

A extremely controversial nickname for the German web video from 2005 where it shows then-teenager Norman Kochanowski pretending to play Unreal Tournament 2004, but he gets extremely irritated and angry, and then smashes his keyboard repeatedly.
Angry German Kid is a controversial nickname, that's all I want to say...
by Ryan900USAYT August 17, 2023
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[angry skyscraper noises]

Sounds that tall people make when they are angry.
angry skyscraper noises
“Jesus, stop sounding like an air raid siren, brad.”
by MaybeARealWord March 31, 2021
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Reverse Angry Dragon

A sexual act wherein one person orgasms in another person's ass so hard that it comes out of their nose.
Is she still breathing? I think that Reverse Angry Dragon might have killed her, bro!
by MilesLong August 1, 2022
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