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Jacob Heath

CEO of hentai, Adidas tracksuits and Slavs. Has countless hentai memes and potatoes. Creator of the Spinach and Potato muffin
Say the word feminism if you wish to die at the hands of this man
“I tried Jacob Heaths muffins, I threw up on my child
“I did a Jacob Heath and I annoyed a feminist
by Slavicweeb April 28, 2020
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Jacob

Jacob is the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He may be shy at first, but you will later see how beautiful and amazing his personality is. He is hilarious, sporty, smart, drop-dead gorgeous, an over all good guy, and knows how to make someone's day a whole lot better. He's good with the girls and is friends with everyone.

Jacob is most compatible with names that start with: C, A, D, R, and N

Jacobs lucky numbers: 1, 9, 18, and 19
Person 1: That dude over there is such good guy
Person 2: Yeah, his name is Jacob
Person 1: Oh! That makes sense!
by um..i ever went to oovoo javer October 15, 2019
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Jacob

An incompetent asshole of a brother. He doesn’t help people unless forced too. A dick too his siblings but decent to others.
My brother is so lazy
Is his name Jacob?
by Blissyay3 October 15, 2018
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jacob moon

A guy that has feelings for a minor and will do anything to get in her pants
Exp: jacob moon and peyton harp are in love
by Gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy69 November 1, 2021
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jacob

“jacob is very indeed big man and funni
by JammDoughnutts March 23, 2021
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Jacob Gullick

Jacob Gullick is a unit with a massive penis. he is very attractive, his rolls turn everyone on.
Jacob Gullick: "Hi"
Girl: 'orgasms'
by Korny sauce November 24, 2021
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Jacobs girlfriend

jacob: "i just realized i have the prettiest girlfriend in the world"
Jacobs girlfriend: "i-"
by jacobsgirfriend:( September 27, 2020
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