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Soft Wood

When you have not quite an erection, or the post mini-erection after masturbation or sex. Can also be achieved through mild horniness.
Guy 1: Hello, I have soft wood.
Guy 2: ok
by TheNerdCrusader January 25, 2022
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Skoot

An album that has been planned in the making for under a year by a random ass mexican in Montana. It's release date has been changed multiple times by a random ass mexican in Montana due to his inability to write music. But he promises the album will be out.
"Have you heard of Skoot?", "I'm still waiting for a random ass mexican in Montana to release it."
by anonymous January 26, 2022
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Skoot

An album that has been in the making for a little under a year. The so called album is being made by a random ass mexican from Montana
“Im still waiting for Skoot to come out!”, “What the fuck is Skoot?”
by Random Ass Mexican from Montan January 26, 2022
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Soft-hedge

An uncommon strategy seen with cryptocurrency. You are hedging some token without selling the token. e.g. If I’m in for the long-term and I want to hedge against token x price going down, I can predict the price going down in the market and stake my token x. If the price does go down, I can receive additional rebase rewards from people who predicted otherwise. "Soft" is used because contrary to how leverage works, you aren’t at risk of losing your principal.
" How to capitalize on $BTRFLY short term price movement without selling ser?"

"You soft-hedge it"
by jnie January 27, 2022
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Softboi

An abusive male behind closed doors (typically a former incel) who overcompensates by acting winsome or pseudo intellectual in public.
Karen: Aw, isn't Steve adorkable?
Me: That softboi has wokefished you too? He sent dick pics to my grandmother last week!
by Notyourdoormat February 1, 2022
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Skout

by bob's tiles February 6, 2022
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Skottvr

A wierd girl named Skottvr who likes peaches and is like a monke. And plays on the mobile app Gorilla tag
O look there is Skottvr on that mobile game
by Stevejackson March 11, 2022
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