Squirrely Temple

A vodka infused Shirley Temple sprinkled with lemon and greasy pubes.

Bro, I ordered a Squirrely Temple at the Cellar and I was flossing my teeth with Shooters taint hair for 2 hours!! Yum

Squirrely Temple by The turd abibes June 7, 2025

Squirrels dont milk cows

Its time to eat

“‘Squirrels dont milk cows’ is a phrase used to jokingly say something obvious or pointless like feed me"

Squirrels dont milk cows by Itsnotmewhowrotethis March 28, 2026

Stupid Squirrels 

This phrase is used when you just put fresh peeled wallnuts out on your porch... and you get home to realize they're not there.

MY WALNUTS!!!
Wait, you have walnuts...
WHERE???
Oh, nevermind. Those're tomatoes.
Stupid Squirrels...

Stupid Squirrels by Katie Marie Bell October 13, 2011

Wet Squirrely

Taking your wet nuts and placing them in someone’s ear. Getting it weed the fun part dip it on the toilet

I got Pat last night with a wet squirrely and they developed swimmers ear, will never hear me coming again.

Wet Squirrely by KtwotheY October 27, 2017

shootin' squirrels 

A clearly defined triangle in a womans crotch when she's sitting with her legs open.

Well, there goes ole' Linda there, shootin' squirrels again.

shootin' squirrels by whenindoubtwritesomething November 26, 2017

tip squirrels 

When you're at college, and you see a squirrel, so you give it a dollar, because it's pretty fucking poor too.

Did you see the squirrel over there? He's one of those tip squirrels.

tip squirrels by Tip Squirrels December 5, 2017

Flying Squirrellll 

The name of Emma Booth's fans. (Which is also known as Gothel in Once Upon A Time and Kate Willis in Glitch). It also can be "Emma's Warriors". But more popular is the first variant.

Proud to be the one of Flying Squirrelllls!
I'mmmaaaa FAKIN FLYING SQUIRRELLLL...!!!

Flying Squirrellll by Liana Chet November 3, 2018