Petrol Pump

The act of gripping someone’s sideburns (usually by the thumb and index finger) then yanking it “really hard”.

“I got hold of his sideburns and we played petrol pumps and I pumped it real hard and then he started crying!”

by Solvalou October 26, 2022

Pumping

underground plastic surgery that injects, or "pumps" silicone in certain areas.

person 1: "did you see Jessie lately? she cant afford surgery, she must've gone pumping"
person 2: "yeah! she looks good, but i hope it was done safely."

by ratgirl42069 November 1, 2022

Pumping

Guyanese word for male masturbation

Pumping like skunt

by anonymous January 3, 2022

Squirt-pump

1. majick liquids that generate enormous profit

Computer salesman are good at marketing squirt-pumps.

by Allcity82 January 12, 2022

Lil Pump

An absolute lyrical genius. The smartest person to ever exist.

Lil Pump is the greatest rapper of all time I love everything about his absolutely amazing, revolutionary, genius music if you can even call it music it's an art form above the word music.
Lil Pump is basically a demi-god.

by I eat poop 69 January 16, 2022

Pump fakin n booty shakin

When someone is lying and you know it

I was with her last night

Stop pump fakin n booty shakin

by Ave’on smith September 23, 2022

MANDATORY FAG PUMP

A FAGDOMEN EXPANSION

To make you SHIT a lot.

Listen ANAL ALAN oh wait this JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE is a PUSH PEDOPHILE as to be truthful ALAN I WALDMAN your EGO IS HUGE I MEAN the MANDATORY FAG PUMP as take that PLASTIC BOTTLE and use this MANDATORY FAG PUMP to match your EGO as make that FAGDOMEN EXPAND and hurt like they did this to BABIES , LITTLE GIRLS AND LITTLE BOYS in those PEDOPHILE COLONIES who were too young to even have an EGO.

Hey ANAL ALAN good news as that MANDATORY FAG PUMP will rellay make you a nice big MANDATORY SHITEATER MEAL for bon appetite and you can also make a MANDATORY SHIT SANDWICH.

by DISTRAUGHT June 1, 2022