Chlamydia And Gonorrhea Is A Do It Yourself Smoke Of Newport Tobacco And Bambú Rolling Paper

Chlamydia And Gonorrhea Is A Do It Yourself Smoke Of Newport Tobacco And Bambú Rolling Paper

Chlamydia And Gonorrhea Is A Do It Yourself Smoke Of Newport Tobacco And Bambú Rolling Paper

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

Brown Paper Basket

Filling up the toilet bowl with lots of scrunched up toilet roll as the particuarly troublesome shit you've just had continues to leave smears on every bit you wipe with, therefore making the pan resemble a not so pleasant waste paper basket.

There's no paper in that one mate, I've just had a right sticky one and turned the pan into a monster brown paper basket

by Drexl69 February 14, 2010

payment paper

A pay check.

Man i got 2 jobs micky dz, and taxi wish, I would like to get some extra" payment paper " for it.

by eddieboy1 400 March 11, 2010

Papering

The act of milking a woman's udders while standing near any variety of tree.

You're having a picnic under a wonderful wheeping willow when you realize you have no cream for your coffee....

papering...

by Dr. MapleMilk June 9, 2010

rock, paper and scissors

an eighth of crack (rock), a stash of money (paper), and a pair of looseys (scissors). Basically just a few things to make yourself feel like you are top dog, either way you win. but if you have all three of these things simultaneously then you're the man 'round dis bitch...

i was asked if i wanted to go to dave and buster's with my friends i told dem no i gotta play rock, paper and scissors for the whole day dey didn't know wtf i was talkin bout so dey just said i was lame but when dey seen me smokin a couple newports wit da gwap in my pocket dey were da ones feeling like assholes.

by ogdajuiceman June 18, 2010

Paper boy

a term usually used in trading for a pussy who only has experience with paper trading yet still talks like they have years of experience in the real market, and often ends up panic selling to any signal

Person 1: here comes the next sell off
Person 2: sell then paper boy

by cock flinger12 July 8, 2025

Toilet paper

Something that no longer exists due to Karens panicking because of their anti-vax kid is going to die, so she's going to make a toilet paper hut for them.

"DAMIT KAREN! MY ANTI-VAX KID NEEDS THIS TOILET PAPER MORE THAN YOU!"

by RylanisSsuperHot March 24, 2020