Ownanism

The act of making yourself look a right wanker - a portmanteau of own, and Onanism.

"Nice self-own! Made himself look a right wanker."
"Don't you mean... Ownanism?"
"Oh you're so clever, come here and rub me."
"Yes, fam."

by FMJPotato March 3, 2022

OWNLZ

OWNLZ is a gorilla god
Not mean unless mad

OWNLZ never gets mad
Gorilla tag

by xlimqp08 March 16, 2022

OWNLZ

A Male gorilla tag God that is always made fun of

Gorilla tag is a monkey game that more than 100k people play but OWNLZ is Bullied at school home and vitural reality

by xlimqp08 March 16, 2022

Owning a PC

An expensive way of getting no bitches

Did you hear about Logan owning a PC? Bro gets no bitches

by Moron77 May 23, 2022

Owner

A ultimate Godlike being that has full control over everything that happens, will happen, and will never happen. No entity that exists will ever be able to get close to his power. Not even Shaggy. His physical appearance seems to be in every single Dimension that exists he is on a such plane of existence that no mind of anyone or anything will be able to comprehend he has seen everything happened because he is the "ØÑ€" that created everyone and every God like being

EXAMPLE TERMINATED FOR YOU'RE SAFETY.

OWNER.

by ERROE40482 June 1, 2022

Owns a gravel bike

Used to be a good mountain bike rider but has lost his or her bottle and bought a Gravel Bike. Initially just to "add some miles" but it has increasingly become a refuge from having to actually try at life. Could be literal or metaphorical.

David was once a force to be reckoned with, but now he "owns a gravel bike".

by Bicycle guru June 22, 2022

owner class

a term for people that own all the companies and housing in the world and do nothing to provide for society

don't vote bro all politicians are owner class

elon musk doesn't care about you he's owner class

by Koalamarx November 18, 2022