Definitions by FMJPotato

Ownanism 

The act of making yourself look a right wanker - a portmanteau of own, and Onanism.

"Nice self-own! Made himself look a right wanker."
"Don't you mean... Ownanism?"
"Oh you're so clever, come here and rub me."
"Yes, fam."

Ownanism by FMJPotato March 3, 2022