flying salty demons

Semen, sperm,jizm, Male ejaculate, cum

"Release the flying salty demons!" -

"Man, I covered her in flying salty demons"

by Emmett O'Connor September 11, 2007

fly

a. Fuck it.
b. Live life for the moment.
c. Be easy.
d. Kick off your and quite possibly relax your sox.
e. Let it go.

Fly can be found in the following words:

"ill (amounts)"
"bomb"
"mad"

by Ksilllv December 15, 2008

spruce creek fly in

A gathering hole for the rich and crazy. Where everyone can afford an airplane but nobody will pay to maintain it. Standard protocol is to buy a Porsche and a matching embroidered hat and make it your life goal to make everybody else pronounce it "porsh-a'. Locally famous characters include a deranged man on a tricycle riding down the runway and a man known for hiding in the bushes and masturbating with a parrot on his shoulder. Rest assured, his net worth is greater than you could make with a time machine and last weeks lottery numbers. Spruce creek is known for lawn workers finding their way into spinning propellers and novice pilots turning rare and expensive aircraft into flaming projectiles. There is always a plethora of past their prime trophy wives walking down the taxi ways headed towards the community bar and restaurant to brag about their 17 year old granddaughters new helicopter. The rest of the community consist of retired airline pilots eager to demonstrate their lack of knowledge involving general aviation.

local pilot lands in ocean after leaving spruce creek fly in

by space captain November 23, 2018

Flying German Cowboy

When you are high off your ass, having an orgasm, and shitting all at the same time while a fan spins near your ass sending your poo all over the room.

Dude last night I was a flying german cowboy.

by GreedtheAwesome April 8, 2011

Venus Fly Ass

The involuntary response of a heterosexual male when you place a figer too close to his ass hole. The hair detects activity, immediately causing the asshole to tightly clamp shut and the guy in question to jump.

During foreplay, when Mel put her finger too close to Jon's Venus Fly Ass, he clenched and yelled "hey! don't do that" - my ass is a one-way chute!

by MelBeSea January 15, 2008

Flying Spaghetti Monster

The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is a deity in a creation story. This story was created in response to the Kansas (US) School Board trying to change teaching guidelines so that Intelligent Design would be taught alongside Evolution in Public School science class.

Flying Spaghetti Monsterism holds that The FSM created everything with His Noodly Appendage. Also The FSM is keeping his identity secret by making Evolution look like such a scientific certainty.

The creator of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism has written an open letter to the Kansas School Board so that it will be taught alongside Intelligent Design and Evolution. He has also started a fund to pursue this through legal action if necessary. Or buy himself a boat, whichever comes first.

RAmen

"I'm not going to pay my credit card debt from buying Mad Max memerobelia on Ebay. If The Flying Spaghetti Monster wanted me to pay my debt he would provide me with the money with His Noodly Appendage."

by dawaldg September 14, 2005

Penis Fly Trap

The event in which a man is done peeing into a urinal, then zips the tip of his penis up in his zipper, causing an excrutiating pinching pain that results in loud sreaming and cursing.

The name derives from the penis getting trapped in the fly. Hence the name penis fly trap.

(two guys standing by seperate urinals, finishing up)

Man 1: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Man 2:WHAT?!?!

Man 1:PENIS FLY TRAP!

Man 2:Ouch...

by iforgetmynamealot May 20, 2010