brain ninja'd  

A medical term used to describe when an extrodinary woman leaves you speechless.

Ben: You always ignore me when I call you.
Brittany: Ya well you never leave a message
Ben: (speechless)
Brittany: Ya you've been brain ninja'd !

brain ninja'd by Benny Frederick April 7, 2009

Crazy ass ninja 

a rather crazy assed ninja, such as yoda, or chuck norris (also note chuck norris kills most failed crazy assed ninjas)

Daaaaaaym chuck norris is one CRAZY ass ninja

Crazy ass ninja by Crazy assed ninja January 29, 2009

white ninja 

its only the funniest web comic in the whole history of the internet everyone should go read it immediatly and laugh for ever www.whiteninjacomics.com

white ninja and the spiders that got him at last

white ninja by tom beach February 18, 2004

Ninja Dog 

Black Labrador mixed breed that is of Ninja decent. This animal is tough and has a deadly roundhouse and will not tolerate any nonsense from any person claiming to be DLang. Only 351 known to exist. Original Ninja Dog (still in control) is known to the world as Bob the Dog.

Bob the Dog is a Ninja Dog that can whoop you silly.

Ninja Dog by M tyler November 24, 2006

Ninja attack! 

its when your embarressed about being on wellfare,and your about to pull out your bridge card. Instead of calling it that you say ninja attack!

Hey your total is 5.50
hang on let me pull out my ninja attack!

Ninja attack! by courtney and jeremy!!!!!!!! October 27, 2007

Ninja Dick

A guy who seems nice, but then turns out to be a dick in the end.

Girl 1: Hey what happened? I thought you were in a relationship.
Girl 2: Yea we broke up because he ended up being a Ninja Dick.

Ninja Dick by shorewhore1984 August 1, 2010

Ninja Jump

Whilst you're in a deep sleep/sub concious state, its as if a ninja has sneaked up on you, shoved you and vanished into thin air causing your arms and/or legs to spasm and jump randomly - sometimes so violent that it causes you to wake up.

Just got back from my night-shift at work, got into bed where my girlfriend was sound asleep, she ninja jumped and kicked me in the fucking gooch!

Ninja Jump by hardwarexpert July 28, 2011