Mall Muscles

Muscle groups that become especially developed with habitual shopping.

(After five hours of mall shopping)

Girl 1: Man I am so sore carrying all these bags for so long.

Girl 2: I know right - don't forget all that walking. We totally just had a workout.

Girl 1: Yeah our "mall muscles" let's get a real out out in tomorrow morning! Let's go for a run?

Girl 2: You are crazy girl.

by Tehefvriyoas January 2, 2014

Dude muscle

Penis, dick, cock

Wow, check out his dude muscle

by CRA March 1, 2014

chode muncher

Either a putdown/insult or someone who eats chodes.

"Lol, you suck"
"Well at least I'm not a chode muncher!"
":("

by Crixalis the Sand King December 26, 2014

turd muscle

an asshole

English Teacher: "This is the third time you haven't done your homework, Kyle."

Kyle: "I had chores to do on myself afterschool, teach!"

E T: "Oh, please, you're a turd muscle. That's why you didn't do your homework!"

by NateBlake666 June 6, 2014

Muddle Muscle

1. noun, Triceps Brachii used for the crushing motion in certain cocktails like the sugar in an Old Fashioned or the mint in a Mojito.

Bartender: I made fucking mojitos all day, my muddle muscle's killing me.

by funniestman February 17, 2015

wine muncher

A man that only eats ( sucks off/ blows) dick

Jim: Do you think bobs gay
Timmy: Nahh
Jim: hes a wine muncher
Bob: *shlurp*

by WatchMeWhipNowWatchMeNaeNae May 6, 2015

neck muscle

some one who says or does something that makes them look stupid.

Shut up jack, you neck muscle!

by tommy_kingston January 14, 2016