Michael Del Zotto 

Is one of the sexiest players on the london knights hockey team

Oh look its that michael del zotto there all talking about

Michael Del Zotto by SexyMommacita March 9, 2009

Michael Masi

Guy who makes very important decisions in Formula 1, also terrible at making important decisions
A word used to describe someone who's an utter clown
An utter clown
Someone who played an important role in the shitshow that was the Saudi Arabian GP which was the first edition of Formula 1 deal or no deal, directed by him
Makes random inconsistent decisions and yeah have I mentioned he's a clown?

Look at that guy lmao, he makes terrible decisions
What a Michael Masi, haha!

Michael Masi by TMKeel21 December 15, 2021

Michael Phelps 

A 6'4", 200-pound aquatic mammal and 14-time Olympic gold medalist.

Michael Phelps can walk on water but doesn’t want to show off, so he swims instead.

Michael Phelps by yardcows October 30, 2008

michael dukakis 

An extreme loser. One who not only looks the part of a loser but acts the part as well. In reference to the Democratic presidential candidate of 1988 with the outrageous eyebrows and some of the worst political strategy ever.

Kid #1: Dude did you see that guy just fall off the roof?

Kid #2: Haha...yeah what a michael dukakis!

michael dukakis by livillgringo April 2, 2009

Michael Bolton's toes 

Noun: A "secret", publicly acceptable word, to let your friends know that someone nearby has nipples visible through their clothing.

(usually and attractive woman, although a fat guy may be referenced for comedy effect.)

1. "Michael Bolton's toes!" used in no other context, so as to obscure it's true meaning. Do NOT say "That chick has Michael Bolton's toes."

Michael Bolton's toes by Atom G September 1, 2008

Michael Vick

One of the most exciting, yet overated quarterbacks in the NFL. He will never win a Super Bowl, mainly because he is a running Quarterback.

First, tell me how many scrambling QB's that have won a championship. Now tell me how many Pocket Passers that have won a championship. Better yet, name the last ten Super Bowl winning Quarterbacks and whether they were running Quarterbacks or pocket passers. Exactly...

Michael Vick will never lead his team to a Super Bowl unless he improves his passing.

Michael Vick by True QB September 5, 2006

Michael Bolton 

Captain Jack Sparrow's No.1 fan, Someone who loves watching Pirates of The Caribbean movies.

also has a liking for-
Forest Gump, Erin Brockovich and Scarface

This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow

Pirate so brave on the seven seas

A mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga

Raven locks sway on the ocean breeze
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Okay it turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile

Michael Bolton by cheeseoid October 31, 2011