michael molina

Michael Molina is slang for Mexican candy that is being sold by a Mexican.

Do you want to buy some Michael Molina?

by GumZie June 7, 2017

Michael Mason

A fat tub of lard who likes to eat everyone's Halloween candy and drinks a shit ton of bleach. Not only is he fat but he is also a ginger and he has no soul.

Michael Mason
Man, Michael ate all my Halloween Candy.
He is considered an asswipe.

by LittleBoyGrinder69 April 20, 2018

michael higgins

A guy who thinks he's 6 foot but is only 5'9 and is a homosexual

He is such a Michael higgins

by AnonymousGerry March 4, 2017

Michael S.

A fagget ireland fucker who is bald and has small feet and a small dick. He secretly loves sjoul but kelly is cockblocking him. He hates hubschrauber with a passion and tried to get him demoted. Donal might come as a tough guy but he is really a bitch ass white fuck who is sad about his own life.

Michael S. is a lonely prick

by SFB dox May 15, 2016

Michael Gentile

The most amazing, influencial, and caring coach a team could ask for. He is not only a coach but also a father figure who has shown his team what it takes to lead and compete at an elite level. Also an amazing father and friend.

Brian: Mike do you need a pen?????
Mike: its okay i have a pen.

Brian: Mike you NEED a pen, i WILL get you a PEN!!!!
Mike: its OKAY Brian.

Brian: you're such a Michael Gentile.

by ilovechickennuggets69 April 1, 2020

Michael/Mike

He likes wet farts.

Michael/Mike is the least manly and magnificent person you'll ever know.

by supersmarts October 8, 2020

Al Michaels

a drinking game for the video game Madden

Rules:
You drink when you give up points
Touchdown - Half a beer
Field Goal - Third of a beer
Safety - Finish your drink
Defensive/Special Teams Touchdown - Chug a full beer

Playing Al Michaels is the only way to deal with Madden's commentary in his own game.

by Alex Q Jennings January 11, 2013