the funky magic dick party

A first discovery in infinite craft that i am very proud of
It is a strip party where people with absurdly long dicks, dance to funk music
Hey Theo, you coming to the funky magic dick party? oh wait i forgot that you are way too fucking short
by thiccjim March 06, 2024
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magic bullet

A magic bullet is a blender that has never been used to process food, and rather used in the processing of drugs
"bro dont tell me you've ever used your magic bullet as a blender before, i know its bullshit"
by QFRSSaddle September 16, 2022
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Meat Market Magic

When the unthinkable happens that no one saw coming on the dating scene
Jessa: I can’t believe you got with her.

Nick: It was Meat Market Magic. Hope no one sold me short.
by Slabshack January 10, 2019
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Magic Using Junta

Someone who is a heavy liar, or is over confidant in themselves, to the point of extremism. Derives from a fake Yu-Gi-Oh card called "Black Cows Magician".
Bro, Will was Being such a Magic Using Junta today.
by V1rginEarz February 26, 2024
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magic beanie

a hat used to hide keys with, possibly even used to stow away other small objects.

usually kept in a coat pocket, can be worn on head when not in use.
man, I cant find my scale is it with your keys?
Where, in a magic beanie I carry in my pocket?
by Pseudohigh February 10, 2012
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Magic Johnson Cure

A problem that goes away because you have lots of money
I needed a new car but my dads a lawyer so I have a magic Johnson cure.
by FuckingWizard April 18, 2019
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Magic Rooster

Magic man. A great man. Can be used to describe an excellent male athlete, musician, lover, etc.
That magic rooster really knocked my socks off last night!
by Happy Rooster January 12, 2020
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