Little Magic Man 

Tiny but powerful dick

Lizzy- Robert's got a big one, but you can't go wrong with a little magic man.

Little Magic Man by Chelo_is_a_groupie December 15, 2022

CIA MAGIC

When someone goes missing and every one who knew them suddenly stops knowing them

Jeff knew to much, so we used some CIA Magic

CIA MAGIC by VVOOIIDD December 16, 2022

Basic Magic 

Basic Magic: A phrase relating to elementary, stereotypical magical forces in fantasy media. This magic has no rules, limitations, origins or explanation.
Example in writing: Jane reached her hand around the knob and whispered, “Open sesame.”

The deadbolt slid back and like that she was in the KFC.

-totallyrealterms.com

"What kind of magic is in your story?"

"You know, just basic magic. Spells and stuff. And girl stomping another chick in a bear suit."

Basic Magic by billy crystal89 December 20, 2022

Tragic magic 

the affect of being as addicting as crack… (the equivalent to being pussy whipped) (aDICKted to what the DICK did)

He worked his tragic magic on me and he knew I could never break up with him.

Tragic magic by TheJessieBelle January 18, 2023

Devil magic

Hard drugs, such as meth, crack cocaine, and fentanyl

What kind of devil magic is this nigga on?

Oh he just snortin some of that powder he got from that crack dealer

Devil magic by drshallow69 March 11, 2023

Urban Magic 

A modern setting were magic exists and is common knowledge. Depending on the setting either just magic is real or also mythical creatures (e.g. Dragons, Vampires, ...). Ladder leads to mythical creatures having normal proficiencies: A werewolf as dog care employee; A vampire doctor who knows by the taste of your blood what the problem is; ...

When magic takes place in a modern setting it may be an Urban Magic setting.

Urban Magic by Liss Füchsin April 9, 2023

Michigan Magic Trick 

When you pay what you believe to be a woman $100 dollars in quarters to shit on your chest, but later it’s revealed that it’s a 47 year old Filipino man.

Let’s go to the massage parlor and get a Michigan Magic Trick

Michigan Magic Trick by Poopyturdsmcgee April 26, 2023