Money Close

Similar to the money shot, except used in a gang bang.

"Ah man, she is covered from head to toe!"
"That's cause they used the money close on her."

by BatmanAnd May 19, 2013

money poop

When you poop and do not have to wipe (You must wipe once to find this out)

It's so fast when you have a money poop because you don't have to wipe

by Jolley71717 October 31, 2013

money mitter

A person who worships money, or over complains that they don't have enough money. Money Mitters are usually poor and addicted to tax returns and finance. If you are a "money mitter", then you are the father of an autistic son and live in Levittown, LI. One of the most popular money mitters are George W Bush and Edward Iannielli.

Business Man: I have to go to the Chase bank, withdraw money from the ATM, and file tax returns at American Mortgage & Investment's.

14 year old Boy: Are you a "money mitter"?

Business Man: What's that?

14 year old Boy: Because you worship money like Mr. Krabs.

Business Man: I have to do these tax documents, or else I will lose my job.

14 year old Boy: That's what an economy tax worker would do.

Business Man: Well, that's because I am a money mitter.

by mattyspongefan1999 November 11, 2013

Money

The green stuff used to pay your bills

Person 1. "Your very rich and have lots of money!"
Person 2. "That's not actually money!"
Person 1. "It's not?"
Person 2. " I printed it"

by people people April 21, 2015

money

A paper that is valuable to get goods

Pounds,dollar,euro,money

by heysopia May 4, 2015

money bucket

The bucket you put your money in. Kept in pockets of pants.

Cash or Credit? I don't mind. I've got it all here in my money bucket.

by MrNjiocron September 7, 2015

Money Hands

That nasty metallic smell that gets on your hands after handling change. One can also contract Money Hands from touching certain types of metal that give you the same smell on your hands. Rusty metal or unclean metal that is touched frequently (e.g. a bathroom door handle) will often give a person Money Hands.

Oh crap, I needed another ten cents, so I gave the cashier a dime and now I've got money hands.

by MozillaBruh September 17, 2015