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JohnnySexual

You love the one and only Johnny suh from Chicago CAUSE JOHNNY SUH BEST BOY
hey do you wanna date bb girl? No im Johnnysexual <33 "we are not talking anymore" idc i love Johnny more <333
by armymoastaynetzien February 2, 2022
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johnnyboi14chikn

A very interesting creation that likes chikn and Mario hehehe
Joe: u like chikn hehe
Me: Mario pizzeria haha
Joe: no u
Me: yessir
Joe: I eat da chikn like johnnyboi14chikn
by Mario hehehehha April 6, 2022
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Jonny Fly

A 20-year old pro wrestler who got in trouble for throwing a punch at the referee, Hardcore Jerry and now Jerry and Fly are arch rivals. Also known as "Jonny Bug"
Hardcore Jerry: Hey Bug, I'm callin' you out!
Jonny Fly: Go for it, shithead!
(Hardcore Jerry jumps Jonny Fly and the fight begins!)
by Tardy McTard July 30, 2004
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Jonny Empire

Rock musican in band Hempire/Super Jesus In A Party Hat. God, to most men. Sexual Beast to all women.
That asshole jonny empire sucks at music, and has a small dick.
by kingkamayamaya August 14, 2010
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Jonny and Betty

Popularized in the song of the same title by Meryn Cadell. A type of marriage or relationship between a man and a woman whereby one or both are gay/lesbian, but are together to mask their sexual orientation or keep up an approved appearance for family, friends or other social pressures.
At a Wedding:

girl: Wow, Billy and Sara make a great couple! They're so good together.

guy: Are you nuts?!? Billy's gay, dude! His dad would cut him out of the will if he found out. This is a straight up jonny and betty union.
by 2305jcn September 29, 2011
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Jonny Ando

When the hairs on a male's scrotum stand on end. Often occurs after a long, hard night of vigerous sexual intercourse.
Great night last night Jane, however I have a real bad Jonny Ando!!!
by Glenn Stunt November 14, 2011
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Jonny Crabbs

Well known local singer/songwriter. Known for such hit singles as 'Woodbound' and ''Red Haired Girl' with the Johnathan Crabb Project. Known for such hit phrases 'I'll light your fire, honey!!' and 'What's a CRABB-A-LACKIN!!'.
1.Guy1 'You getting down with Crabbs tonight?'

Guy2 'I'm totally Woodbound!!!'

2.Guy 'I'm spreading the Crabbs tonight!'

3.Guy1 'You heard, Jonny Crabbs is on tonight!!'

Guy2 'Ooh, I'm totally woodbound for him!'
by ChAOS83 January 22, 2013
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