January 6th this shit

When you plan to fuck shit up at a social event.

Cousin: Yo you wanna January 6th this shit Thanksgiving this year?

by Momo0211 June 11, 2021

January 26 2007

The worst day to be born, anyone born on this day is an absolute fucking moron
Being born on this day is fucking embarrassing and idiotic

Hey mom what does January 26 2007 mean? Mom ; well it means your a fucking idiot

by Stoopid One January 14, 2021

January 20, 2009

The day the world began to end, due to Obama as the new president of the U.S.

Guy 1: Damn, I can't believe we're in such a hell hole because of Obama.
Guy 2:I know, damn you January 20, 2009

by priscillaxxooxxoo January 20, 2009

No jack off January

It gives people who lost no not November another chance to not to jack off for a month

But ppl who did survive no nut November are welcome to participate in the challenge

Friend: hey bro it’s no jack off January
Me: ugh here we go

by DoubleOOSavage December 31, 2018

January 8

On this very day any boy can grab a girls ass whos name starts with j m t or r. the girl cant do anything about it either

Jackson: hey joey did you know its january 8 you know what that

Joey: harder daddy

by Yeetarenomagical January 7, 2020

28th january

Ugly bitch day, this is the day all ugly bitches are born

Mean cruel and sensitive bitches are born on 28th january

by Badboychloe December 14, 2019

January 6 Xtians

Also known as the “Xtian Taliban.” Armed “Christians,” most of them being white racists and supremacists hiding under the umbrella of Christian nationalism, who wouldn’t hesitate to use violence or even murder to ensure that their pro-Christian un-Christian ex-president—who lost the 2020 US election to a white pro-abortion and pro-LGBTQ+ “socialist” presidential candidate—continued to be their “anointed” political savior.

Guesstimate how many ultra-MAGA “patriots,” blue-collar “evangelicals,” and January 6 Xtians would be convicted and sentenced to a jail sentence for answering the call of their Pharisee-in-Chief to storm the Capitol so that he’d illegally serve a second-term in office.

by MathPlus December 19, 2022