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calico jones

Anyone with multicolored irises. Traditionally a Scorpio.
Related Words
Jones jonesing Joner jonesy jonesin jonesed jonestown joned Jones'd jones soda

Indiana Jones 

See Pat Mathiesen.
Pat "Jonesey" Mathiesen is sweet.
Indiana Jones by Die_Tasse February 9, 2005

Mike Jones 

say mike jones to alert others in the room that a parental is calling them so no cussing or about illegal substances
Mike Jones! dude my dad is calling everyone shut the fuck up!!
Mike Jones by Tsonis,Morris,Huseby January 22, 2009

Serius Jones 

A Disgusting Sexual Position, The Usually consists of both participants being covered in shit while "Double Penetrating"
"Last night was one serious serius jones, i dont think ill get the smell out for at least a week"
Serius Jones by DictionaryDill January 3, 2009
That dude is a hardcore joner.
joner by joner5000 December 10, 2010

George Jones 

A fat cunt with hardly any friends. His only friend gets bullied and once got put into a bin.
George Jones
Geoff that guys is such a George Jones, he is fat, lonely and will die alone.
George Jones by James Whoreman July 25, 2018