dirty old man

An elderly man that dreams of screwing women between the ages of 15-35, or women who look like they're 15-35. Often stare at their young flesh. They often try to score with them. Usually have to settle with porn or elderly women, unless they are very rich ( check sugar daddy)

Elderly man : Hey sweetie, can get me a soda pop from that cooler. These old bones can't handle such a low bend. Thanks hon....... No, that's not the one I wanted. I think you need to reach way at the bottom and get me another one. Thanks hon. You're a doll.

Girl 1: Ew. That dirty old man is staring at me.
Girl 2: Oh, I think that guy owns all of MacDonalds.
Girl 1: You know what, he looks pretty cute holding himself
on that walker like that.

by foxmoon October 2, 2006

Dirty Stayout

One who continually parties to all hours of the night only to sleep for 1-2 hours and get up and do it again. Keep in mind having no job or a part time job is a requirement for being a Dirty Stayout. Those who are deemed the title "Dirty Stayout" usually enjoy the title and should request a meeting at degenerates r' us.

Jasmine does not have a job. Jasmine goes out Monday til 5 am comes home sleeps til 4 pm. Gets up Tuesday, goes out til 7am, comes home sleeps til 2pm....and continue the pattern throught the entire work week and weekend.

Jasmine is a dirty stayout, she should stop.

by Brian Picc April 10, 2007

dirty trevor

When a man receives a swirlie while getting butt fucked by a clan of midgets

Last night was so rough.. I woke up and my hair was wet and I was in a bed full if midgets. I sure hope I didn't get the Dirty Trevor!

by Nik on a Stick August 9, 2015

dirty fish

A girl who has sex, and then days later a condom falls out of her lady crevice.

Stay away from that lady, she is a dirty fish. Go play some shuffleboard instead.

by claudio June 13, 2006

Directionaterism

Directionaterism is a disease in which a person who is a directionater, which is a person who poses as a directioner but is actually quite the opposite, does or says things constantly that makes them sound like even more of a directionater. This is what we call Directionaterism. The only cure to directionaterism, is to stop talking about One Direction and to just go kill yourself.

Directioner: Louis actually hates it when girls throw carrots at him while he is preforming on stage.
Directionater: Wait, why do girls throw carrots at him?
Directioner: -_-
Directionater: Who the heck is Hazza?
Directioner: Oh my Atlanta...
Directionater: It says that Harry is from Holmes Chapel, so he was born in a church?
Directioner: Stop talking...you have Directionaterism

by Directionaters Suck October 14, 2012

Directioner

Someone who is NOT a Directionator. A Directioner is someone who is a dedicated fan for life of a band called One Direction. A Directioner knows more about the One Direction boys then they know about themselves.

a- This month is Louis Tomlinson's birthday. Its the 24th of December! Maybe I will mail him carrots!

b- You must be a Directioner.

by @Chicago1Dfan December 26, 2011

dirty yeltsin

Post anal intercourse, the act of slapping one's penis across a female's eyebrows hence forming a uni-brow similar to the Russian leader in the early 90's.

When Mary woke up the next morning, she complained about the dirty yeltsin.

by DirtySanchez2222 September 9, 2006