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Mr. Captain's abs

Mr. Captain from Mystery Missions abs. It has been proven that if shown, they break the internet.
Agent 1- Dude did you see Mr. Captain's abs?
Agent 2- Yeah. They broke the damn interwebz.
Mr. Captain's abs by Agent Sparkles February 11, 2010

failboat captain 

A person who leads an effort doomed by its own stupidity and innability.
Some failboat captains and an honorable mention.

Arthur Anderson was the biggest failboat captain of modern times.
Many of the Roman Emperors. (Think: instead of, I will not negotiate with terrorists, think: Non spectabo cum tribus, or I will not meet with tribes.)
Adolf Hittler. (He was high too, maybe that got him promoted from ensign.)
George Bush narrowly avoid the title because America somehow survived.
failboat captain by Montantanto January 28, 2009

save the captain

When drinking a bottle of Captain Morgan's Rum, you must drink to a level in which the cartoon captain Morgan cannot drown. I.E the entire damn bottle!
I drank the entire bottle to save the captain from certain death
save the captain by Grock5000 August 22, 2007

cheerleading captain 

This is THE queen bee. The captain is usually the all around most popular. But, this also comes with alot of responsibility. Such as making all team descisions and has the final say-so in most situations. HAs the most power on the team except for the advisor/coach/sponser.The captain yells the cheer and the team falls in.
Cheerleading Captain: Ready?
Cheerleading Squad: O-kay.

Double Captain 

A martial arts-like move made famous by Captain James Tiberius "Jim" Kirk.

The move involves folding both hands together and chopping down with both arms on the opponents neck.

Results do not vary - no opponent can withstand more than one Double Captain.
Did you see the episode where Kirk Double Captained that demi-god dude after fucking the green chick?
Double Captain by Educated Manchild September 10, 2012

The Captain's Log 

The MEAN deuce you took that didnt exactly slide out easily.
Man after eating that chinese grub I had to go drop the Captain's Log.